Nitus

Yeah, that's a common problem. One time my pet midget ran away and I found him 2 months later disguised as a walrus. Did you check the area around the cage for walruses?

That's why I spay & neuter my midgets. Keeps the potential for a Great Midget Rebellion down.

Let me get my midget, the bots returned! Should I equip him with a Pogo stick + a rubber chicken, or a mono-cycle + Mr. T's life sized action figure?