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    GUNS THAT MAKE BREAKFAST
     
    1. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      GUNS THAT SEND TEXTSES

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      GUNS THAT HATE TEXAS

  2. "After discovering I could drink liquid glowstone I immediately went on to try and drink poison."

    -Kocken926

  3. "Don't ever let the minority prevent you from benefiting the majority. Small and closed minds have no place in proper society."

    Why can't everyone think like you? The world would be such a better place...

  4. Ab Bb Db Bb F F Eb

    Merry Christmas.

  5. And this award goes to.......

    Kocken926! The only person who has ever tried to kill me in hexxit using a hookshot. I commend your creativity!

    *awards little golden man statue*

  6. Aren't what for other the yesterday under status passed who?

    Well, are nothing the about then.

  7. Browsing the smoldering ruins of your page is like a trip down memory lane.

    *clears throat*

    hELLO hOW ArE yOU

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      I'm the best. Arooouund.

  8. First!

    ...?

    Why is nothing here yet?

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    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      If you wish.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I am tempted to... it would be amusing...

    4. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      If you can generate enough atleast semi-intelligent content, go right ahead. *emoticon goes here*

  9. Have some nice smooth Touhou Jazz.

     

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    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      That's not jazz either, Soupa! I WAS PROMISED JAZZ! I DEMAND JAZZ! GIVE ME JAZZ!

    3. Soupa
    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      TOUHOU RAVE THREAD

       

      And also some Jazz;

       

       

  10. Here you go. Still under construction, mind you.

    http://touhoufortress2.web.fc2.com/

  11. Hmm..... how intriguing.

    I did a quick look around for how much a monocle costs.

    I think.... I may have one before the year is out.

    1. Dentcat

      Dentcat

      I shall attempt to obtain a monocle, also. It creates an air of dignification around one's persona. Anyway, I am probably getting nuclear throne when I have a stable enough internet connection to download steam and fraps onto my new computer.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      It's a good game, you won't regret it. Best steam purchase I ever made.

  12. http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/138/45

    I think I found a candidate for your next avatar

    1. Richs_Yard

      Richs_Yard

      How did you find a picture of my wife!

  13. I found something I think you'll like.

    http://imgur.com/RlNWnlD

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      The balls...they are too OP.

  14. I need a new avatar.

    Suggestions/ideas/death threats?

  15. If you want to go faster, go alone.

    If you want to go farther, go together.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      (Assuming basic fitness; getting some 160kg pals to join you will get you nowhere quick)

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But they will come in handy in case of bears!

  16. Muhahahaha

    http://itch.io/

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Heehee, have some calm time. Calm. Time. HEEEHEEHEEEEHEEE. http://gamejolt.com/games/other/calm-time/19354/

    3. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      I have a bad feeling about this...

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I am SO SORRY. But I had to. The games made me. Blame them. http://indiestatik.com/2013/12/23/free-games-2013/

  17. My hobby. Slowly taking over the profile pages of everyone on the forums. And this is the place where it all began.

    (I'm serious. I need to stop doing that everywhere else. *punches self*)

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I just realized, with gleeful horror, that I have turned your page into a whale-box of my thoughts. LONG LIVE THE WHALE BOX.

  18. None shall pass. You hear me? YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

    *smite*

    -the common ancestor of both Gandalf and the Black knight.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Funny that you would post this the same day I passed the theory part of my driving test.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Good for you. I remember nearly failing the driving portion after I aced the written one. Good luck to you!

  19. Now that you mention it, I do seem to have a knack for getting others hooked on things.

    Like this.

    http://www.seewithperspective.com/

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Oh, found a game you might like. http://www.superfriendshipclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=117

  20. Occupation; watching anime.

    You get paid? Man, I gotta get in on that.

    1. M-C

      M-C

      Yes, I professionally watch anime on an iPad in my bed. And get paid for it.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I need to get in on this. You should put up signs that say, "professional anime watcher seeks apprentice. 10000$ per mo. Call 555-555-5555 for details."

  21. OH NO. It's time to S-S-S-S...SSSSSLAM!

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtEjnfSGa4

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      We need to have a fandub of that done entirely by Charles Barkley. With his face on everything.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAEa3CGX62Y ๏_๏....okay. That's enough slamming for today.

  22. Reading through the kitty jail archives. You sir, are a genius.

    http://pastebin.com/zxxviNQp

    1. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      Heh, I remember this. Thanks for finding it!

  23. Shinigami like apples. Domo-kun does not like apples. Therefore, Domo is not a shinigami.

    ...

    Or maybe that's what he wants us to think.

  24. Similies are like rocks. Hard.

    But metaphors are diamonds; Even harder.

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