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  1. TheBytemaster

    Quoth the raven; "Kaww! Kaww"

  2. TheBytemaster

    Oh, wait, I just realized where you got your avatar from.

  3. TheBytemaster

    Holy magical cheese-balls kocken! The unicorns have commandeered our blimp? To the bat-dirigible!

  4. TheBytemaster

    Occupation; watching anime.

    You get paid? Man, I gotta get in on that.

    1. M-C

      M-C

      Yes, I professionally watch anime on an iPad in my bed. And get paid for it.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I need to get in on this. You should put up signs that say, "professional anime watcher seeks apprentice. 10000$ per mo. Call 555-555-5555 for details."

  5. TheBytemaster

    Isn't it fun to think of the fact, that at any random moment, a jet of cosmic radiation could blast the earth and kill us all? (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      No. Now I'm going to have nightmares.

  6. TheBytemaster

    None shall pass. You hear me? YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

    *smite*

    -the common ancestor of both Gandalf and the Black knight.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Funny that you would post this the same day I passed the theory part of my driving test.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Good for you. I remember nearly failing the driving portion after I aced the written one. Good luck to you!

  7. TheBytemaster

    Tried those pears with cinnimon/brown sugar and a dab of vanilla ice cream. Simply delicious. You should try it sometime.

    1. _Anjou_

      _Anjou_

      Sounds delicious. Yeah, I should try it soon.

  8. TheBytemaster

    Does Arstotzka support turtilism?

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Better question, does turtilism support Arstotzka?

    2. Ysharma

      Ysharma

      who that

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Arstotzka is BEST country.

  9. TheBytemaster

    Engineer'in an engineer so that he can engineer YOUR FACE OFF. Like a boss. A moss boss. Made of floss. Who shops at Ross with his boss Andross!

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    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      We could suggest what should come into your brain? What? :P

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Maybe.

    4. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      A bit rambly, but sure!

  10. TheBytemaster

    This status is fleeting human contact; Both of us lost, but for a moment, we're lost together. I wonder who you are.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Nah, I heard yo' sweet rhymes while you was rappin' at my chamber door. Almost thought you was my old girl, Lenore.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But I proll'y ain't gonna see lenore no more. She died. Anyways, you said you was lost. Where you tryin' to git to?

    4. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      The Bronx.

  11. TheBytemaster

    You know what's genius? Geniuses.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Genii? Geniuses? Genisuari?

  12. TheBytemaster

    Feeling proud of myself for working "hypodermic" into a poem without it sounding clunky.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      A prick, a hiss, an emptied vial, A merciful end to an immediate trial.

    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Are you actually, listening? I thought I told you, no more rhyming.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Sprinting legs, a carried girl Bombs rain down, the clouds unfurl, Rescued from the doomed enclave- but, the one she loves is trapped.

  13. TheBytemaster

    Aren't what for other the yesterday under status passed who?

    Well, are nothing the about then.

  14. TheBytemaster

    Imagine Imscared with the occulus rift.

    1. _Anjou_

      _Anjou_

      Dear lord... I'd pay whatever price just to test it!

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/imscared-oculus-rift-compatible

    3. _Anjou_

      _Anjou_

      Oh man... I'm going to contribute!

  15. TheBytemaster

    Glow-in-the-dark whiteface action figures for sale! Half off and free shipping this week only! (May or may not give nightmares.)

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      50 cents and you've got a deal.

  16. TheBytemaster

    Hide 'yo kids, hide 'yo diamonds, and hide 'yo life. Iz' gettin' crazy ovah heeeeeer.

  17. TheBytemaster

    I think this is now a record for the longest time that no-one has noticed whiteface in my avatar.

  18. TheBytemaster

    Computers are great. They scream along at the edge of physics, frantically tumbling billions of times per second in an attempt to please us, never questioning or doubting the instructions we clumsily give, until the end of their life when we thank them by throwing them away.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Me.

    3. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Great minds think alike, I suppose.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I suppose so.

  19. TheBytemaster

    So did you ever make that SPACE JAM SLAM?

    (You have to capitalize those words now.)

    1. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      I'm uh...getting around to it.

  20. TheBytemaster

    "After discovering I could drink liquid glowstone I immediately went on to try and drink poison."

    -Kocken926

  21. TheBytemaster

    I see you too.

  22. TheBytemaster

    Maybe if this status is witty enough, someone will finally love me.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Aww... thanks.

  23. TheBytemaster

    Snarks and recreation.

  24. TheBytemaster

    As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of resolving approaches zero.

  25. TheBytemaster

    Hello. I am a prince from a country you have never heard of before. Would you like some money?

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I send BEST money. You want best money? Hello?

    2. lukeb28

      lukeb28

      I do think you have forgotten your position within my empire, you con others then give me the funds so I may run my vast network of sleeper agents.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Oh, you boss man? My bad. I go bother someone else for money for your empire. (But if you change mind, you call, okay?)

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