TheBytemaster

OH NO. It's time to S-S-S-S...SSSSSLAM!

Reading through the kitty jail archives. You sir, are a genius.

http://pastebin.com/zxxviNQp

Shinigami like apples. Domo-kun does not like apples. Therefore, Domo is not a shinigami.

...

Or maybe that's what he wants us to think.

Similies are like rocks. Hard.

But metaphors are diamonds; Even harder.

So did you ever make that SPACE JAM SLAM?

(You have to capitalize those words now.)

So your life has basically become this? https://imgur.com/gallery/iIm1Sp1

Soupa. I have a question.

HOW DO I ART-ART?

The only thing that you ever need to thing is to thing the thingy until the little thing does it's thing.

Then you have nothing to worry about, unless the thing does more stuff, in which case you should immediately contact the doohickey and evacuate the premises.

Wait a second... I can have more than one status on the front page at a time.

>.>

<.<

When all you have is a chainsaw, every problem starts to look like either a tree or a zombie.

Or a tree-zombie.

The tree-zombie-fied dogs are horrible, all bark AND bite.

Wow. Just went and looked at your mod, (which I just barely found out exsisted.)

Your mod has everything I never knew I wanted but now desperately need.

I have to say, the miner's lighter and fire extinguisher may be my new favorite things ever.

Wrench wench bench clench sentch...ery,

Hey, I tried.

"Cybersecurity" is an oxymoron.

b77d928a0c8e31bc887448132f9586c7

cat /dev/null > /dev/null

El Internet es un gran baño.

Hello, I'm not new here, nice to meet you!

Help how do I Linux?

I wonder if any pop songs have sampled the steam notification sound yet?

We are all the final boss of our toilet seats.

You need more gibberish on here, I've been slacking.

۞_۞

:/

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