TheBytemaster

Do you even myon, bro?

Well, I didn't fix it. But I realized that if you rearrange the letters in the URL I gave you, you can spell "Waifu". So there's that.

Wrench wench bench clench sentch...ery,

Hey, I tried.

*Breathes massive sigh of relief*

Where on earth is Carmen Sandiego the Kitty Jail?

Can anyone else hold in their sneezes? Or am I a superhuman?

Wait a second... I can have more than one status on the front page at a time.

>.>

<.<

Browsing the smoldering ruins of your page is like a trip down memory lane.

*clears throat*

hELLO hOW ArE yOU

I feel a need to post something here, but I have no idea what to put here. So yeah. Happy un-birthday!

PEW PEW PEW *air raid siren* PEW FWOOOSH PEW PEW FWOOOOOSH

Here. -> https://imgur.com/gallery/NHa4nAQ

Buenos Nachos

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's a lot of nachos.

*Literally ironic*

Sarcastic division

Hello again. Would you like to play a game? How about a nice game of thermonuclear war?

Goodbye, and thanks for all the good times.

TheBotmaster. •͡˘∠•͡˘

Bro, do you even luft?

0% remaining: Please connect your charger.

Someone insignificant to someone so significant.

Donkey-ing great justice, for punches!

Sealed for freshness.

You can never leave this place. Never.

Uwaaaa.... shots. (╯_╰”)