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  1. Laa-aa, la la lah... la la lah... la la laalalaalaaah....

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    2. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      I didn't see the cover. What's it like?

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Nsfw. I don't really remember because I closed the window immediately.

    4. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      Oh my, that is nsfw. Oops.

  2. You ever find your old copy of Moonbase Commander?

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Sorry, I got called into work on Saturday. I'm around all today though. Message me through Skype or Steam if you can.

    3. planetguy

      planetguy

      I ended up busy over the weekend too. I did get to try Moonbase running, but there's some sort of DRM check that complains about not having the disk, even when running the program off it.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Hit "cancel" when that window pops up. The game should then run anyways.

  3. Valued at one-point-eight farts.

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    2. Ysharma

      Ysharma

      Put in the bug report in the proper section...

    3. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Vintagegrief is now valued at three point two burps, and burps are to farts like what Zimbabwean dollars are to Euros.

    4. SuperShadowP1ay
  4. Next time your boss proposes a change, ask them if it will generate synergy in the workplace. You will totally get a raise.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      No, then it's time to find a new word for "synergy". Preferably an even more useless one.

    3. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Ty "Holistic Wellbeing." That gets them all touchy-feely without any undue contact.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Ooh, I like it.

  5. What was that thing you put on my profile the other day? I didn't even bother to look at it.

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      And that beats whiteface how? (Note to random people reading this, I am not being racist. whiteface is a character in a game.)

    4. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      He is cute. Whiteface is not. The cuteness shall cleanse this earth of whiteface.

  6. Warning: may contain meta.

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    2. holymage!

      holymage!

      was the meta-data in you hands to damaged to make a normal clap?

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      *̧̲̠̭̦̬̻̖̳̘̪̙̦̳̗͇̍̎ͬ̊̎̌ͪͫ̐͋ͫ͢s̶̡̤̞̘̳͙̖ͮͤͧ͑̎̓̓ͯ̉̑͒ͣ͂́̚l̸̶̹̫͚̞̤ͫͥͥ̒ͦ̈̃̓̃ͤ̉́͜ͅͅo̷͂̿̄̈́̈̾ͩ̓̊̚͘҉̡͔̟̤͎̝̼̬̤̫̹͇̣̲͈w̨̢̛̬̹̻̰̳̰̟̗̣̱͓̳͆͋̓̎̀ ̵̞̺͈̙̏͋̽̇̓̀͘͢͡c̷̢̛̞͔̤̖̺̫̜̗̊ͬͩͣ͗ͥ͗ͬͬ̇̆̀ͦ̕͠ͅl̺̭̦͙̟̲̣̟͔̰̱͎̳ͪ͒ͦͯ̓ͨ̏̓ͬͪͣ͘͢ͅa̴̲̮̝͔̗̫̥̰ͬͬ̎̀ͮ̏̀̎ͦ͘͞pͦ̎̈ͩ͌ͬͭͫ͂̊̆͌̊̒҉̧̧͎̺͉̜̺͖͟*̨̼̪̪̖͔̼̙̩͖̉ͮ̑ͤ̆̅̑̃ͤ͋͗͌̇̀̐ͅ

    4. holymage!

      holymage!

      your keyboard seems to have taken some damage....want to get a new one so you can type in english once again?

  7. May you be cursed with the torment of infinite video buffering. MUHAHAHAAHA.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Then I curse you with an ISP that will start bittorrent throttling.

    3. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Then I sue said ISP, as that would be wildly illegal here :D

      So now I'm rich, and can pay my former ISP 45€ a month for a 100Mbps connection! WooOOOoo curses!

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I curse you with a 2900 ms ping time.

  8. Why. WHywhywhywhyyyyyyyyyyy. Oh, right. Because money.

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    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      And that's why you should shake your money-maker.

    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      not just any money. #swag money

    4. Stop mocking me0

      Stop mocking me0

      -Call of duty logic

  9. My latest shenanigan has led me to the puzzling conclusion that wireless networking devices work vastly better when plugged into the wall. Obviously more investigation is needed.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      No, I meant a router. :P

    3. holymage!

      holymage!

      pro tip, perogies fry better if you turn on the stove...

    4. Doomzzday01

      Doomzzday01

      'Wireless' devices are just a wire-less connection to the wired network in the wall socket.

  10. How many lightbulbs would a lightbulb chuck if a lightbulb was full of eels?

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    2. holymage!

      holymage!

      are they fully grown?

    3. Neowulf

      Neowulf

      African of European?

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Australian eels. They spit spiders at their enemies and their blood is made of nitroglycerin.

  11. Computers are great. They scream along at the edge of physics, frantically tumbling billions of times per second in an attempt to please us, never questioning or doubting the instructions we clumsily give, until the end of their life when we thank them by throwing them away.

  12. No, I don't think you understand. I *NEED* all of these touhou widgets on my phone's homescreen.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      What? Out of hiding? I was never hiding touhou in the first place.

    3. holymage!

      holymage!

      Oh thought you were, cause you said you would be without kitty jail access but you would have twitter aces say least that is how I remember it...

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      No, still not going to be on very much or able to play games with you guys. Not for another 2 weeks or so.

  13. YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SWARM OF ANGRY BEES

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Wait, you can email bees? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

    3. Melfice

      Melfice

      Yeah. Just download them, put them in an email as an attachment.
      Hilarity ensues.

      You might even create a downloaded bee handgrenade. Just put them on a flashdrive, and chuck it in a room.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

       
      With great power comes great responsibilibees.
  14. Look! Self-depreciating humor! AREN'T I SO SMART GUYS?

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    2. Valkon

      Valkon

      Anyone who does not think this is hilarious and a clear sign of your intellect is simply too stupid to comprehend such highbrow, classy humor.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      INDEED U GUYS. INDEED.

    4. SuperShadowP1ay

      SuperShadowP1ay

      lol in a 1/2 way,I get and I don't

  15. WHO PUT THIS-oh. Right. Me.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I bet it was Okamikk's ghost.

    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Goddamnit someone here exorcized him.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Come on. This is Oka we are talking about. Like that would work.

  16. Oh hey, it's been a while since you changed avatars. What's this one from?

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Wait, where does that character come in? I read it all, (12 comics or so), and didn't see her.

    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Ehh, it's from some of the concept art.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Ohhhhhhhh. Darn, I was hoping there was another 10 strips I hadn't seen or something. :P

  17. The official phrase of the day is "literally sometimes".

  18. That moment when you realize that a small hoard of Japanese teenage girls are lining up and posing with you for pictures.

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      I must ask if you are actually a Japanese celebrity.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I.... I honestly can't think of a witty reply for this. No I am not.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But with any luck, I will be soon.

  19. Everything and nothing. Motion and stillness, all in the ever-filling void of life. Why do we live this way?

  20. I'd like to take this moment... OH WAIT I ALREADY DID.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      NEVER. AND NOW I JUST TOOK ANOTHER.

    3. dwwojcik
    4. Doomzzday01

      Doomzzday01

      Someone call the time police. (Not a DW reference.)

  21. Why would you be someone you're not?

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    2. Melfice

      Melfice

      Because you try to hide your insecurities and self-perceived flaws.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Because I'm actually a spambot.

    4. Sabakugaara8

      Sabakugaara8

      I'm myself on the internet, yet it's odd that it's much easier to be myself on the internet more than in real life.

  22. Hello. I am a prince from a country you have never heard of before. Would you like some money?

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I send BEST money. You want best money? Hello?

    2. lukeb28

      lukeb28

      I do think you have forgotten your position within my empire, you con others then give me the funds so I may run my vast network of sleeper agents.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Oh, you boss man? My bad. I go bother someone else for money for your empire. (But if you change mind, you call, okay?)

  23. AM ROOT. *maniacal power-mad laughter*

    1. Torezu

      Torezu

      Oh really? >:)

    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      *starts fondling the power cable*

      Care to revise your exclamation? :D

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Er, I rooted my phone and put slimbean on it. It's crazy fast now and I can do whatever I want to the system. *resumes maniacial laughter with slightly less intensity*

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