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Status Updates posted by TheBytemaster
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Laa-aa, la la lah... la la lah... la la laalalaalaaah....
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You ever find your old copy of Moonbase Commander?
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Hi, I'm a pot.
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Valued at one-point-eight farts.
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Next time your boss proposes a change, ask them if it will generate synergy in the workplace. You will totally get a raise.
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What was that thing you put on my profile the other day? I didn't even bother to look at it.
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Warning: may contain meta.
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May you be cursed with the torment of infinite video buffering. MUHAHAHAAHA.
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Why. WHywhywhywhyyyyyyyyyyy. Oh, right. Because money.
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My latest shenanigan has led me to the puzzling conclusion that wireless networking devices work vastly better when plugged into the wall. Obviously more investigation is needed.
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How many lightbulbs would a lightbulb chuck if a lightbulb was full of eels?
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Computers are great. They scream along at the edge of physics, frantically tumbling billions of times per second in an attempt to please us, never questioning or doubting the instructions we clumsily give, until the end of their life when we thank them by throwing them away.
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No, I don't think you understand. I *NEED* all of these touhou widgets on my phone's homescreen.
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YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SWARM OF ANGRY BEES
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Look! Self-depreciating humor! AREN'T I SO SMART GUYS?
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WHO PUT THIS-oh. Right. Me.
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Oh hey, it's been a while since you changed avatars. What's this one from?
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The official phrase of the day is "literally sometimes".
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That moment when you realize that a small hoard of Japanese teenage girls are lining up and posing with you for pictures.
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Everything and nothing. Motion and stillness, all in the ever-filling void of life. Why do we live this way?
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I'd like to take this moment... OH WAIT I ALREADY DID.
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Why would you be someone you're not?
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Hello. I am a prince from a country you have never heard of before. Would you like some money?
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AM ROOT. *maniacal power-mad laughter*