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  1. TheBytemaster

    Like nailing jelly to a tree.

    1. Richs_Yard

      Richs_Yard

      can confirm its like "nailing jelly to a tree"

  2. TheBytemaster

    Come on and slam. And welcome to Japan.

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      who needs drugs when you got japan

  3. TheBytemaster

    Why would you be someone you're not?

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    2. Melfice

      Melfice

      Because you try to hide your insecurities and self-perceived flaws.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Because I'm actually a spambot.

    4. Sabakugaara8

      Sabakugaara8

      I'm myself on the internet, yet it's odd that it's much easier to be myself on the internet more than in real life.

  4. TheBytemaster

    *signing up for internet thing* "What's your first name?" "Uh... Roy" "Last name?" *Poker face* "...Mustang"

  5. TheBytemaster

    So your life has basically become this? https://imgur.com/gallery/iIm1Sp1

    1. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      ahahahahahahaha

      It is super fast

  6. TheBytemaster

    Ghost pepper flakes + Ramen noodles *exhales flaming piller of death*

    1. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      I feel sorry for you. here, have some Endorphin Rush. It'll make you... feel better.

      <_<
      >_>

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      What did you say?*breathes flames in your general direction*

  7. TheBytemaster

    I just rolled my eyes SO HARD that I even managed to nail a 7-10 split in the process.

  8. TheBytemaster

    I'd like to take this moment... OH WAIT I ALREADY DID.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      NEVER. AND NOW I JUST TOOK ANOTHER.

    3. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      No pls

    4. Doomzzday01

      Doomzzday01

      Someone call the time police. (Not a DW reference.)

  9. TheBytemaster

    I'd like to take this moment to recognize that codecademy is a beautiful thing.

  10. TheBytemaster

    As it so happens, I'm actually just a really lucky incarnation of cleverbot that roams the internet.

  11. TheBytemaster

    Everything and nothing. Motion and stillness, all in the ever-filling void of life. Why do we live this way?

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    2. Soupa

      Soupa

      Because water is better.

    3. Doomzzday01

      Doomzzday01

      Why not?

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      All valid answers.

  12. TheBytemaster

    I'm pretty sure this was a bad idea.

  13. TheBytemaster

    Fun fact, if you introduce yourself by giving everyone fancy swiss chocolates, you will make more friends.

    1. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      Those aren't friends, they just want more chocolate!

    2. Soupa

      Soupa

      What are you talking about I'm totally their friend.

    3. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Pssh, tell me more, Byte! (and give me more, while we're at it!)

  14. TheBytemaster

    In space, no-one can hear you fart. Unless you fart into a mic. In which case, ew.

    1. Dentcat

      Dentcat

      I take it you know from personal experience?

  15. TheBytemaster

    The cake is a slight exaggeration.

    1. Kalbintion

      Kalbintion

      No, its a lie.

    2. Dentcat

      Dentcat

      The cake is only a lie if it is a full sized cake, right? Thus, a cupcake is legit, isn't it?

  16. TheBytemaster

    Oh hey, 1000 posts!

    1. Kalbintion

      Kalbintion

      Woo 1000!

  17. TheBytemaster

    Eau de LCL.

    1. Kalbintion

      Kalbintion

      Wish i knew..

  18. TheBytemaster

    What's in a name?

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    2. Neowulf

      Neowulf

      Letters.

    3. holymage!

      holymage!

      wingdings

    4. Kalbintion

      Kalbintion

      Mmmm wingdings

  19. TheBytemaster

    You know you're in for a rough time when you try to go to speedtest.net and it takes 20 seconds to load.

    1. Kalbintion

      Kalbintion

      Just wait for the ping!

  20. TheBytemaster

    Ab-bar pbhyq rire oernx guvf. Jnvg, penc.

    1. ThePagan

      ThePagan

      No one could ever break this. Let them try.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      LET THEM TRY AND THEN WEEP.

    3. Dentcat

      Dentcat

      I wasn't sure how to phrase my comment. Having re-written and deleted it multiple times, I understand. Vg vf nzhfvat gb xrrc gur zvfvasbezrq thrffvat juvyr jr ynhtu va rapbqrq bofphevgl.

  21. TheBytemaster

    I can words.

    1. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      But can you the java?

  22. TheBytemaster

    It turns out that what we call "time" is actually just a stuck F5 key somewhere.

    1. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Time to call the Time Lord Tech Support Team, then.

  23. TheBytemaster

    Warning: may contain meta.

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    2. holymage!

      holymage!

      was the meta-data in you hands to damaged to make a normal clap?

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      *̧̲̠̭̦̬̻̖̳̘̪̙̦̳̗͇̍̎ͬ̊̎̌ͪͫ̐͋ͫ͢s̶̡̤̞̘̳͙̖ͮͤͧ͑̎̓̓ͯ̉̑͒ͣ͂́̚l̸̶̹̫͚̞̤ͫͥͥ̒ͦ̈̃̓̃ͤ̉́͜ͅͅo̷͂̿̄̈́̈̾ͩ̓̊̚͘҉̡͔̟̤͎̝̼̬̤̫̹͇̣̲͈w̨̢̛̬̹̻̰̳̰̟̗̣̱͓̳͆͋̓̎̀ ̵̞̺͈̙̏͋̽̇̓̀͘͢͡c̷̢̛̞͔̤̖̺̫̜̗̊ͬͩͣ͗ͥ͗ͬͬ̇̆̀ͦ̕͠ͅl̺̭̦͙̟̲̣̟͔̰̱͎̳ͪ͒ͦͯ̓ͨ̏̓ͬͪͣ͘͢ͅa̴̲̮̝͔̗̫̥̰ͬͬ̎̀ͮ̏̀̎ͦ͘͞pͦ̎̈ͩ͌ͬͭͫ͂̊̆͌̊̒҉̧̧͎̺͉̜̺͖͟*̨̼̪̪̖͔̼̙̩͖̉ͮ̑ͤ̆̅̑̃ͤ͋͗͌̇̀̐ͅ

    4. holymage!

      holymage!

      your keyboard seems to have taken some damage....want to get a new one so you can type in english once again?

  24. TheBytemaster

    Time is racing toooward us,

  25. TheBytemaster

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