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  1. Aren't whiteboards so remarkable?

    1. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Until some doof uses permanent markers by accident.

    2. Loader

      Loader

      You can write over the permanent marker with whiteboard marker, then wipe off the lot (the whiteboard marker dissolves the permanent marker).

    3. Dentcat

      Dentcat

      My new maths teacher is a total "doof". Next year, PROFIT.

  2. Sometimes things complicated things get sometimes get things complicated things.

    1. theprolo

      theprolo

      I keep getting random status update alerts from you, but when I click on them nothing shows up...
      What are you doing to my alerts box, Bytemaster? Double clicking or something?
      Or maybe it's a bug with the new forums

    2. TheBytemaster
    3. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_
  3. Imagine Imscared with the occulus rift.

    1. _Anjou_

      _Anjou_

      Dear lord... I'd pay whatever price just to test it!

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/imscared-oculus-rift-compatible

    3. _Anjou_

      _Anjou_

      Oh man... I'm going to contribute!

  4. Does Arstotzka support turtilism?

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Better question, does turtilism support Arstotzka?

    2. Ysharma
    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Arstotzka is BEST country.

  5. OH NO. It's time to S-S-S-S...SSSSSLAM!

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY I MUSTN'T SLAM AWAY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtEjnfSGa4

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      We need to have a fandub of that done entirely by Charles Barkley. With his face on everything.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAEa3CGX62Y ๏_๏....okay. That's enough slamming for today.

  6. Aww, no animated avatars?

    1. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      I think there's something special you have to do. You can't upload gifs.

    2. freakachu

      freakachu

      animated avatars are terrible anyway. for every 1 decent one, there will be 50 3d rotating skull gifs from some 1990 geocities page.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Good point. I'll try and play with the format and such, but It's probably good that the barrier of entry for an animated avatar is more than just having a properly compressed .gif

  7. Ab-bar pbhyq rire oernx guvf. Jnvg, penc.

    1. ThePagan

      ThePagan

      No one could ever break this. Let them try.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      LET THEM TRY AND THEN WEEP.

    3. Dentcat

      Dentcat

      I wasn't sure how to phrase my comment. Having re-written and deleted it multiple times, I understand. Vg vf nzhfvat gb xrrc gur zvfvasbezrq thrffvat juvyr jr ynhtu va rapbqrq bofphevgl.

  8. I have NEVER set off a sarcasm detector.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Well aren't you special. hmmph.

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Thanks for the gift ;)

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      You're welcome. You and me and Holymage will have to play sometime.

  9. Tried SH on a faster computer. Turns out 1/4 of a second of input lag is not supposed to be part of the game.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      In related news, I AM NOW A HEXAGON.

    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Hexagon comrade! There needs to be a single worded name for this most special of relationships... somethingsomethingHEXsomething

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Hex...bros? I dunno, that's a hard one.

  10. Let the notification spam-o-palooza commence. *airhorn*

  11. Ḩ̡͉̼͈̖̮̤̹̺̰̤̹̖͉͈͓̜͕ͣ̉͐͒̇ͨ̈̆̋̎̿̾ͭ̌̇̀͠E̷̞̪͍͓̔ͭͨ͗̑̃Ḻ̵̵̡͔̖̝̖̺͙̦͕͍̳͓́̂͛̋̓͂̆ͬ̅́P̢̗͉͇͍͉̟̪̤͓̼͒̍ͤ̅ͥ̔ͥͩͧ̿̈ͤ̎̃͌̅̆̀̀̕͠ ̵̛̟̖̤̦̥͕͚̹͙ͩ̾͑ͧ͗ͮ͋̃̓̍̿ͪ̎̋́͞͝M̯̰̬̬͈̠̱͓̃ͧ̆̑͂ͩ͐͑͌̑̀͟͡E̴̶ͩ͐̍̃ͪ͗͏̯͚͉̯̱̣͚̲͕̱͓̝̳̜͞

    1. Stop mocking me0

      Stop mocking me0

      You've broken the matrix within the matrix…

    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Bad boy! Don't tease sct with null pointers!

    3. lukeb28
  12. ProloroloroloROLOrolo.

    1. theprolo

      theprolo

      It's PrololorolorolorolOROlo, get it right >:|

    2. theprolo

      theprolo

      Who told you about my full name, anyway?

    3. TheBytemaster
  13. Fun fact, if you introduce yourself by giving everyone fancy swiss chocolates, you will make more friends.

    1. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      Those aren't friends, they just want more chocolate!

    2. Soupa

      Soupa

      What are you talking about I'm totally their friend.

    3. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Pssh, tell me more, Byte! (and give me more, while we're at it!)

  14. Hmm. There might be a thief in those bushes.... Maybe I'll fire a few shots into them and see-*facestab*

    1. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      I saw the blood splatter, I just couldn't see you.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I was referring to the first time we played and I stopped in front of a bush wondering if someone was there. I only got one shot off before I got facestabbed by you
      .

    3. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      Oh, well it still kind of applies to what happened earlier.

  15. Soupa. I have a question.

    HOW DO I ART-ART?

    1. Soupa

      Soupa

      do the twerk

    2. TheBytemaster
    3. Soupa

      Soupa

      Drop it drop it drop it low

  16. Welcome to my world. It's kinda statiky and tends to not bear any resemblance to the normal world, but you are welcome to stay if you want.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Also, my world is sometimes filled with high-pitched noises and extreme spacial confusion. And light trails. Pwiddy light trails.

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      statikk shiv ahh too much lol in the brain save me help.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      If you can get to the end of this, it should stop. http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/04/29/command-shrine-memory-of-a-broken-dimension/

  17. Terrorising lamposts since 1937.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      TheBytemaster: Actually a dog.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Close, I'm actually domo-kun. Hence the girls at the train station.

  18. Shloopypopalanagan. Magnainopow.

    1. Richs_Yard

      Richs_Yard

      I posted a picture of a bikini but apparently that's not a valid message

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Apparently not. Kagamagaloonabroki.

  19. *Breathes massive sigh of relief*

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926


      Ha, you breathed unnecessarily!

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      *breathes anyways* BREATHEBREATHEBREATHEBReATHE

  20. Know what sounds appealing right now? A banana.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      What, no lame jokes?

    2. SantaWasTaken

      SantaWasTaken

      That's what she said... ;)

  21. Sealed for freshness.

    1. Richs_Yard

      Richs_Yard

      -breaks seal to smell-
      -puts back on shelf-

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      *explodes, breaking shelf*

  22. Donkey-ing great justice, for punches!

    1. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Unfortunately, that makes you look like an ass.

      *ba-tum-tish!*

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Well played. ( ̄ー ̄)//””

  23. Never say ever.

    1. Torezu

      Torezu

      Every time I never do something like that everyone goes out of their ever-loving wits.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

  24. Bro, do you even luft?

    1. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      Original is still the best.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Bro, do you even raus?

  25. If you want to go faster, go alone.

    If you want to go farther, go together.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      (Assuming basic fitness; getting some 160kg pals to join you will get you nowhere quick)

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But they will come in handy in case of bears!

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