TheBytemaster
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It would have to be the hades of cyber space!
Is there such a myth?
It probably exists, lurking somewhere in the depths of one of those #-chan places.
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Conceivably.
It certianly wouldn't be innacurate to maybe possibly conjecture that it might not ever plausably be un-possible.
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When did I say that? Also, the speed of light is ~300 000 000m/s
Sorry, I confused km with miles there and then forgot to add the k.
Your wrong on thoses points, light does slow down in any medium but no medium we have slows it down that much. Also, theres no such hope of a plane going faster than 200km/s. Those are intersteller speeds.
Ahem. http://www.physicscentral.com/explore/people/hau.cfm
I'm pretty sure we have jet planes that can go faster than 37 mph.
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All the light the black hole ever absorbed would all be emitted at once. This is because the light is not gone, it is simply in orbit below the event horizon. With gravity gone it would all escape. While it would be a great light show, any matter within an unimaginable distance would be instantly vaporized by all the light. Depending on the black hole, they have billions of years worth of light stored up. Just the light alone would make a super nova look like a grain of sugar burning up.
I love how the first thought that came to my mind when I read this was, "This would make a great weapon."
Faster than light... by that, I assume you mean ~300,000 m/s?
Light can be slowed down. Experiments have been done that reduce light's speed to something jet planes could easily surpass. If I remember correctly, just passing through water slows it to ~200,000 m/s.
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So... black holes. Wouldn't it be interesting if we could strip the event horizon away from a black hole and expose the singularity?
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well... they're really kinda hot, and not cool at all.
it comes with theoretically infinite density an' all.
being extremely hot...
And being a perfect sphere. And utterly flipping the tables on time-space as we know it. And stuff. Let me go read my book on string theory for a while and I'll come back in here with a doozy.
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you may need to ask jorcer, our resident viking hacker, to pillage the duck towns and rape their women. however, this could ofcourse lead to the creation of a super breed of viking ducks, and that could just about mean the end of the world, if, that is, adlersch hadn't figured out a way to modify his brain penetration device to work on ducks, thanks to this breakthrough we can invade the mind of the duck overlord and make him stop the viking duck invasion.
Maybe I could ask White Face, (My old avatar), to help you guys with that.
Keheehee.
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Gah... I think they got me.... Kernel corrupted... too...many... feathers....gak...
Tell my mother I loved her.
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Here's mine. He loves you.
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*sighs*
See, this is why computer viruses were originally invented. To control the waterfowl population by infecting the more rambunctious ones that caused issues, we were gradually going to condition the population to become docile, harmless birds. And then some bright genius got the in his head to make some kind of "anti-virus" swizzle-wizzle.
Now look where we are.
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What happens when a perfect sphere is made?
I know this by the way, just confirming the answer though.
You will have a perfect sphere?
You will have somehow crushed all subatomic particles into a paste that can be formed into a sphere?
You will have a black hole?
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Chapter One
Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish.His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen. His fishy roommate went by the name of Grumpy Basselton.They both liked butts. They loved
their butts so much that one of them decided never to sit on it again! So, they swapped out their cars for segways, and used those to get around.
Now there was a kid named Billy the bully, and he did not like the fact they used segways. His hate for segways came from a childhood accident involving a giant marshmallow and a Segway he got for his 5th birthday, which was too hilariousgruesome to be explained in detail.So on their way to a brothel on their segways billy set up a devious plan. He mad a hole two men deep and covered it with leaves on the sidewalk where he knew they would go. He got bored and fell asleep. When he woke up, he forgot about the trap and fell into it. He died later that day of dysentery. The distinct smell of dysentery-induced death violated their nostrils and they couldn't help but retch down the deadly well as they looked down into it.
Chapter Two
Once upon a land hippo called Jesse Unoflop, there was a spider.It lived in a rather large pineapple. The pineapple was not under the sea, but was in fact on the continent of Australia, which is a continent on the land hippo called Jesse Unoflop.Sadly, Jesse died a couple of thousand years ago, due to being a land hippo and the sea being poisonous to him.Unoflop did not like the spider, so he hatched an evil plot! Sadly, Unoflop died before he could execute his plot, and it was left abandoned somewhere in Australia. The spider lived out the rest of his days in Australia, lamenting his lonely life and the fact nothing in Chapter Two of the book he was reading made sense.So instead, the spider threw the book into the fireplace, took a bottle of pineapple wine from the cupboard and watched a show on the divinghelmet tv.
Chapter Three
The shapeshifters alliance then realised what a pain in the ass chickens are and decided to eat them all. However, the princess of shapeshifters didn't get the memo, and shapeshifted into a chicken just as a chicken-eater mob came round the corner. The chicken eating mob then chased the princess for three days in a constant circle all the while the princess yelled: "Stop! I'm really just a fish!" Just as the chicken eaters caught the princess, they all fell over from intense dizziness caused by running around in a circle for three days, squashing the poor princess into goo and angering the almighty poultry god. "clucKC CLckU cllCKU" said the poultry god, which translates into "666 to ya'll motherfuckers down there thinkin you can mess with my homeboys." Upon saying this, the poultry god hoisted its mighty prosterior over the realm of the shape-shifters and unleashed a blinding storm of shit on them. Then the magical unicorn sorcerer of Ace Hobo s came and blasted the poultry god with cake. The cake being what it is, suddenly vanished before it reached its feathery target giving the poultry the chance to start peaking at Ace's face down to the bone! However, Ace Hobo predicted this would happen and used substitute just before the poultry god started attacking! Ace Hobo is suddenly evolving into...
an ULTRAPOULTRY GOD!
Evolutions inc. do not take clauses about unoriginality.
Chapter 4
Now there was a fish and a duck, they lived together in a collage dorm pretending to be students. They liked going to brothels. However, the brothels didn't like them. It was because one time one of the ho's didn't get paid by the duck and just ran. Because they were mad, the fish, named Ivan Il'yich Ivanov, decided to hatch an evil plot. After hatching his evil plot from an egg he kept in the fridge for just such an occasion, Il'yich donned his vibram fivefingers, mounted his segway, and set off toward gotham.
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[mostly unsupported hypothesis]
My working personal theory is that dark matter/energy doesn't really exist. There's a perceived difference between gravitational effects on galaxies and amount of matter in those galaxies, and that's the origin of the dark matter theory. I think that difference is the interaction between baryonic ("normal matter") gravity, or what we register as "normal" gravity, and anti-baryonic ("antimatter") gravity, or what we register as anti-gravity. The reason we can't see the matter that's interacting is that anti-matter is actually reverse-time matter, hence the annihilation when they come in contact with each other (which happens in extreme-energy situations).
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[random Idea]
Reverse-time matter, eh? I wonder if reverse-time matter has reverse gravity as well. Maybe that's why it hardly ever interacts with regular matter?
[/random idea]
EDIT: Ninja'd
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Actually, one thing I have run into is that if, for whatever reason, your network blocks access to www.minecraft.net, (at least, that's what I think causes it, it could possibly be a technic related page), and you try to start the launcher, the launcher will freeze up/refuse to do anything. In that case, simply turn off your wireless/internet and then the built-in offline mode will kick in just fine (Provided you were able to log in successfully last time, that is. If the network blocks it, and then I try to turn off wireless then restart the launcher, it refuses to work until I can make a successful connection to minecraft.net, even if I reboot my laptop.)
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Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish.
His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen. His fishy roommate went by the name of Grumpy Basselton.
They both liked butts. They loved their butts so much that one of them decided never to sit on it again! So, they swapped out their cars for segways, and used those to get around.
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Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish.
His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen.
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After 20 I'll go crazy and go creative to smash through every wall. I will enjoy setting a nuke off in the map
Lol, I was thinking of suggesting that the ICBM mod be added to this pack for this very reason, and the player given an antimatter bomb at the beginning.
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Maze is just a term for a map that gets you so irrevocably lost within 48 rooms that you scream at the ceiling. It's more of a survival map with the optional goal of finding all of the lamps. Remember, there is an exact duplicate of every room, so have fun getting lost.
Ohh. Gotchya. That also sounds fun in a weird way, lol. Well, I look forward to screaming at the ceiling this Sunday.
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Ooh. A maze map sounds nice. I assume that with so many mods, (Esp the Portal mod and Redpower) there will be some mod-ey things/puzzles involved?
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So my initial skepticism wasn't misplaced. Good to know that didn't go to waste.
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I would simply bring new computers back 10 years in time and sell them to the companies that made them in the future. Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Depending on what model of the space-time timey-wimey ball we are using, that could create a feedback chain of epic proportions.
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Hey Guys! I didn't die! Here's a balloon creeper that loves you:
Happy? Then why is there a frown on his 'lil puddin face?
Aren't you happy to see me?
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I do know that often-times in the past with voltz I have run into trouble with machines that require a kickstart eating the maximum amount of power constantly weather they need it or not. Try cutting the link between the output and input of power and using batteries to move energy manually.
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Did you get a haircut? Or do you just like causing your characters emotional trauma for no reason? (I can certainly relate to both of those, amusingly enough.)
Oh, and I love your character expressions. They look very genuine
WHY! WHY!
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