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  1. Next time your boss proposes a change, ask them if it will generate synergy in the workplace. You will totally get a raise.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      No, then it's time to find a new word for "synergy". Preferably an even more useless one.

    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Ty "Holistic Wellbeing." That gets them all touchy-feely without any undue contact.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Ooh, I like it.

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  2. *begins silly-string bombardment of your neighborhood*

  3. The shortest distance between two points is always a lie.

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      i think your lien....get it?

    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Oh jeez, now I gotta go have a line down.

      :D

  4. Mondays hate Chuck Norris.

  5. *helicopter begins assulting your house with massive amounts of silly string*

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      if i could afford this for april fools....i would do so...

  6. [intensity intensifies]

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      [raises emergency barriers]

    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      [exerts overwhelming calming force]

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      [moon laser intensifies]

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  7. How many lightbulbs would a lightbulb chuck if a lightbulb was full of eels?

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      are they fully grown?

    2. Neowulf

      Neowulf

      African of European?

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Australian eels. They spit spiders at their enemies and their blood is made of nitroglycerin.

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  8. My latest shenanigan has led me to the puzzling conclusion that wireless networking devices work vastly better when plugged into the wall. Obviously more investigation is needed.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      No, I meant a router. :P

    2. holymage!

      holymage!

      pro tip, perogies fry better if you turn on the stove...

    3. Doomzzday01

      Doomzzday01

      'Wireless' devices are just a wire-less connection to the wired network in the wall socket.

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  9. THIS JUST HAPPENED.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      MURDER, MURDER MOST FOWL!

    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      What? No, it's crows that comes in murders, fowl comes in broods, rasps and flocks.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY,
      BURN THE TOWN ANOTHER DAY

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  10. Know what sounds appealing right now? A banana.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      What, no lame jokes?

    2. SantaWasTaken

      SantaWasTaken

      That's what she said... ;)

  11. Aren't whiteboards so remarkable?

    1. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Until some doof uses permanent markers by accident.

    2. Loader

      Loader

      You can write over the permanent marker with whiteboard marker, then wipe off the lot (the whiteboard marker dissolves the permanent marker).

    3. Dentcat

      Dentcat

      My new maths teacher is a total "doof". Next year, PROFIT.

  12. Nice avatar change. I think I like this one better.

  13. "It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion with 80's color filters"

  14. (つω⊂* )

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      you forgot the TL;DR at the end...

    2. TheBytemaster
  15. *pompus zen humming*

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      *Screams La Marsellaise at the top of my longs.*

    2. Doomzzday01

      Doomzzday01

      *covers ears*

    3. ThePagan

      ThePagan

      *spams /nuke*

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  16. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE SUFFERING OF SHRUBBERIES. NOTHING.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Actually, I've worked for my city's gardening department, so I'd say I'm actually an intellectual authority in the matter.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Uh. I have no witty retort-ABANDON SHIP

  17. Ḩ̡͉̼͈̖̮̤̹̺̰̤̹̖͉͈͓̜͕ͣ̉͐͒̇ͨ̈̆̋̎̿̾ͭ̌̇̀͠E̷̞̪͍͓̔ͭͨ͗̑̃Ḻ̵̵̡͔̖̝̖̺͙̦͕͍̳͓́̂͛̋̓͂̆ͬ̅́P̢̗͉͇͍͉̟̪̤͓̼͒̍ͤ̅ͥ̔ͥͩͧ̿̈ͤ̎̃͌̅̆̀̀̕͠ ̵̛̟̖̤̦̥͕͚̹͙ͩ̾͑ͧ͗ͮ͋̃̓̍̿ͪ̎̋́͞͝M̯̰̬̬͈̠̱͓̃ͧ̆̑͂ͩ͐͑͌̑̀͟͡E̴̶ͩ͐̍̃ͪ͗͏̯͚͉̯̱̣͚̲͕̱͓̝̳̜͞

    1. Stop mocking me0

      Stop mocking me0

      You've broken the matrix within the matrix…

    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Bad boy! Don't tease sct with null pointers!

    3. lukeb28
  18. Oh hey, it's been a while since you changed avatars. What's this one from?

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Wait, where does that character come in? I read it all, (12 comics or so), and didn't see her.

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Ehh, it's from some of the concept art.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Ohhhhhhhh. Darn, I was hoping there was another 10 strips I hadn't seen or something. :P

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  19. You wouldn't download a cat, would you?

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      See, now I'm just wondering what that 635 TB torrent has in it. Some kind of car design? Or all of the touhou fanworks ever made?

    2. Munaus

      Munaus

      The question is not if you would download a cat, but how big a cat you would download

    3. Doomzzday01

      Doomzzday01

      Pretty sure lions or leapards would require a Mac.

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  20. In theory, practice and theory are the same thing. In practice, they are not.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Whether in theory or practice theory and practice are still different concepts, so no.

  21. Aww, no animated avatars?

    1. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      I think there's something special you have to do. You can't upload gifs.

    2. freakachu

      freakachu

      animated avatars are terrible anyway. for every 1 decent one, there will be 50 3d rotating skull gifs from some 1990 geocities page.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Good point. I'll try and play with the format and such, but It's probably good that the barrier of entry for an animated avatar is more than just having a properly compressed .gif

  22. Note; if you don't capitalize your sentences properly, I read your post in the voice of a small child.

    1. freakachu

      freakachu

      man, you must love me to bits.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Oh yeah, I had forgotten you do that all the time.

    3. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      I hadn't. Freakachu doesn't even capitalize his username, a constant reminder of the torment he has brought and will bring.

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