TheBytemaster
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Next time your boss proposes a change, ask them if it will generate synergy in the workplace. You will totally get a raise.
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The shortest distance between two points is always a lie.
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*helicopter begins assulting your house with massive amounts of silly string*
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[intensity intensifies]
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How many lightbulbs would a lightbulb chuck if a lightbulb was full of eels?
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My latest shenanigan has led me to the puzzling conclusion that wireless networking devices work vastly better when plugged into the wall. Obviously more investigation is needed.
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THIS JUST HAPPENED.
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Here you are. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rghfzKecucA
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Know what sounds appealing right now? A banana.
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Aren't whiteboards so remarkable?
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*pompus zen humming*
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YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE SUFFERING OF SHRUBBERIES. NOTHING.
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Ḩ̡͉̼͈̖̮̤̹̺̰̤̹̖͉͈͓̜͕ͣ̉͐͒̇ͨ̈̆̋̎̿̾ͭ̌̇̀͠E̷̞̪͍͓̔ͭͨ͗̑̃Ḻ̵̵̡͔̖̝̖̺͙̦͕͍̳͓́̂͛̋̓͂̆ͬ̅́P̢̗͉͇͍͉̟̪̤͓̼͒̍ͤ̅ͥ̔ͥͩͧ̿̈ͤ̎̃͌̅̆̀̀̕͠ ̵̛̟̖̤̦̥͕͚̹͙ͩ̾͑ͧ͗ͮ͋̃̓̍̿ͪ̎̋́͞͝M̯̰̬̬͈̠̱͓̃ͧ̆̑͂ͩ͐͑͌̑̀͟͡E̴̶ͩ͐̍̃ͪ͗͏̯͚͉̯̱̣͚̲͕̱͓̝̳̜͞
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Oh hey, it's been a while since you changed avatars. What's this one from?
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You wouldn't download a cat, would you?
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In theory, practice and theory are the same thing. In practice, they are not.
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Aww, no animated avatars?
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Note; if you don't capitalize your sentences properly, I read your post in the voice of a small child.