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  1. Glow-in-the-dark whiteface action figures for sale! Half off and free shipping this week only! (May or may not give nightmares.)

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      50 cents and you've got a deal.

  2. Equal parts geeky, unconventional, and loose cannon-ey.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Yes, I am actively parodying/rewriting the statuses of others. In case you didn't notice.

  3. So. Pertaining to the rules, would it be accurate to say that the ends do not justify the memes?

    1. Valkon

      Valkon

      I'd say that's fairly accurate.

  4. You know what's genius? Geniuses.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Genii? Geniuses? Genisuari?

  5. My hobby. Slowly taking over the profile pages of everyone on the forums. And this is the place where it all began.

    (I'm serious. I need to stop doing that everywhere else. *punches self*)

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I just realized, with gleeful horror, that I have turned your page into a whale-box of my thoughts. LONG LIVE THE WHALE BOX.

  6. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you that I don't have the money...

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But what I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills that enable me to create the most horrifically terrible computer kludges known to man.

  7. riot nerf Mata she is so op cumon jeez SO OP.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      riot plz. riot no stahp. don't nerf irelia nerf byte plz. too op he kill my butt.

  8. Now that you mention it, I do seem to have a knack for getting others hooked on things.

    Like this.

    http://www.seewithperspective.com/

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Oh, found a game you might like. http://www.superfriendshipclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=117

  9. Tried those pears with cinnimon/brown sugar and a dab of vanilla ice cream. Simply delicious. You should try it sometime.

    1. _Anjou_

      _Anjou_

      Sounds delicious. Yeah, I should try it soon.

  10. It turns out that what we call "time" is actually just a stuck F5 key somewhere.

    1. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Time to call the Time Lord Tech Support Team, then.

  11. Isn't it fun to think of the fact, that at any random moment, a jet of cosmic radiation could blast the earth and kill us all? (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      No. Now I'm going to have nightmares.

  12. As of now, *monocle* is officially a sound effect.

    1. Dentcat

      Dentcat

      I second this notion, old bean!

  13. I can words.

    1. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      But can you the java?

  14. In theory, practice and theory are the same thing. In practice, they are not.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Whether in theory or practice theory and practice are still different concepts, so no.

  15. SoooooOOOooooocks. Woodblocks. Alphavox. Introvox. Shadow box. In detox. Like a fox. Technic rocks. Chicken pox. Roasted lox. In a box. With a fox. Would you could you?

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      This is basically my brain, summed up in a single status.

  16. Stupidstupidstupid.

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      stupid stupidstupidstupid is stupid

  17. You know you're in for a rough time when you try to go to speedtest.net and it takes 20 seconds to load.

    1. Kalbintion

      Kalbintion

      Just wait for the ping!

  18. Huh. Somehow you only have 3 stars. How does that even work?

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Wait, now you have 5.... wat?

  19. You need more gibberish on here, I've been slacking.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      For some reason I can't see your messages on my wall, I can only access them through the alerts. No idea why.

      Okay, no, I just need to access my page instead of my status updates.

  20. All hail the queen of FiSH!

  21. Shoop-da-woop-ity-doooooooop-ity-doopity-doooooooooo

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Jonand janand menitt na nanand

  22. typing Every Single Word Like It's The First Word In A Sentence! isn't This Fun To Do And It Makes It So Easy To Read And It's Cool And Stuff?

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      And It's The Perfect Way To Go About Writing If You Want Me To Stab You In The Throat When I See You. Did you just capitalize every word in the sentence EXCEPT the first? *gets the filé knife I got for christmas our*

  23. One day, we will conquer. They will see that they were wrong, and we will laugh in their faces, scorning them as they deserve. One day... one day......

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Or something. Yeah. Something like that.

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