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  1. TheBytemaster

    Oh my goodness I MET ANOTHER PERSON IN REAL LIFE WHO KNOWS WHAT TRASH80 IS. Faith in humanity restored.

  2. TheBytemaster

    Thar's GOLD in them thar threads!

    1. Richs_Yard

      Richs_Yard

      -in old crazy miners voice- GOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDD?!

  3. TheBytemaster

    Hi, I'm a pot.

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Hi. I am a friend.

    3. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      But are you a hexagon?

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      She is a matagon. Tremble in fear.

  4. TheBytemaster

    In hindsight, I really do wish I had chosen a less tacky/grandiose/clunky nick for my online stuff. Oh well.

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I can't remember, how did you get yours DW?

    3. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      My real name is D. W. Wojcik.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      That.... makes sense.

  5. TheBytemaster

    Virustotal has now become one of the entries on my chrome homepage. Not sure what that says about me. SCAN ALL THE THINGS.

  6. TheBytemaster

    Trains. Trains trains trains train train train. Train-ey trains. Trains that ride trains that ride trains. Trains training training trains to train. Train train train train train train trains.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Do you follow my.... train of thought?

    2. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      I.... think so. It has to do with trains, so I guess it's all right. Too many trains in one post for me not to like it, anyway.

  7. TheBytemaster

    Just because something is common in the world, doesn't mean it cannot be incredibly precious to those who hold it.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Merry Christmas.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      And a happy new year. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

  8. TheBytemaster

    Subtlety? *Fires bazooka into face of enemy infiltrator* What's that?

  9. TheBytemaster

    There is no law of nature that says you cannot do something that you do not already know how to do.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      If you give up immediately when you don't know how to do something, you are defeating yourself.

  10. TheBytemaster

    *Sees bitcoin prices* THAR SHE BLOWS!

  11. TheBytemaster

    The only solution I see to global warming/rising sea levels is for everyone to join Team Magma. LONG LIVE TEAM MAGMA.

  12. TheBytemaster

    So, as it turns out, blood is really, really hard to get out of a keyboard. Like, really hard. Just FYI.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      That must be one epic facedesk.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Er... yeah. That's what it was. A facedesk. Totally. I'll just be over here, washing my hands for no reason.

  13. TheBytemaster

    "Don't ever let the minority prevent you from benefiting the majority. Small and closed minds have no place in proper society."

    Why can't everyone think like you? The world would be such a better place...

  14. TheBytemaster

    Muhahahaha

    http://itch.io/

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    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Heehee, have some calm time. Calm. Time. HEEEHEEHEEEEHEEE. http://gamejolt.com/games/other/calm-time/19354/

    3. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      I have a bad feeling about this...

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I am SO SORRY. But I had to. The games made me. Blame them. http://indiestatik.com/2013/12/23/free-games-2013/

  15. TheBytemaster

    Whelp, that was fun. We now return to your regularly scheduled derpyness and such. Or something. Not really sure.

  16. TheBytemaster

    r u learnnin teh edjumications?

  17. TheBytemaster

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you that I don't have the money...

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But what I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills that enable me to create the most horrifically terrible computer kludges known to man.

  18. TheBytemaster

    Battleshippo don't care if it ain't in his wawa.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Unless it a enemy shippo.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But if it ain't in his wawa, why would he care?

  19. TheBytemaster

    My hobby. Slowly taking over the profile pages of everyone on the forums. And this is the place where it all began.

    (I'm serious. I need to stop doing that everywhere else. *punches self*)

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I just realized, with gleeful horror, that I have turned your page into a whale-box of my thoughts. LONG LIVE THE WHALE BOX.

  20. TheBytemaster

    I'll be over here, playing with my experimental railgun.

  21. TheBytemaster

    So. Pertaining to the rules, would it be accurate to say that the ends do not justify the memes?

    1. Valkon

      Valkon

      I'd say that's fairly accurate.

  22. TheBytemaster

    Haven't updated this in, like, 30 seconds...

  23. TheBytemaster

    Equal parts geeky, unconventional, and loose cannon-ey.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Yes, I am actively parodying/rewriting the statuses of others. In case you didn't notice.

  24. TheBytemaster

    Hi, you're confused.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      You change your statuses as fast as I change my avatars. High five.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Up high.*smack* To the side.*smack* Down low-TOO SLOW!

  25. TheBytemaster

    Cold grey concrete, snow and doubt, buildings dead and wet throughout. Frost, barbed wire, softer now, escape from here someday, somehow.

    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      White ice flowers, chilled dry air, long-dead lights and the moon's cold stare. A coughing fit, blooming in mist, a town with death's cold hand is kissed.

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