TheBytemaster

Cold grey concrete, snow and doubt, buildings dead and wet throughout. Frost, barbed wire, softer now, escape from here someday, somehow.

http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/138/45

I think I found a candidate for your next avatar

Hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoophoophoop and a basketball!

Don't disappoint me... or I'll make you wish you could die.

Shinigami like apples. Domo-kun does not like apples. Therefore, Domo is not a shinigami.

...

Or maybe that's what he wants us to think.

Raw ramen noodles, why are you so delicious?

Terrorising lamposts since 1937.

<3v!1 133t>

So apparently after much work, I discovered that there is no such thing as negative zero. My life is a lie now.

When all you have is a chainsaw, every problem starts to look like either a tree or a zombie.

Or a tree-zombie.

The tree-zombie-fied dogs are horrible, all bark AND bite.

Blue Jolly Ranchers + orange Fanta = crack cocaine.

Oh hey, liking the new avatar.

Reading through the kitty jail archives. You sir, are a genius.

http://pastebin.com/zxxviNQp

When I ask my computer to jump, it doesn't ask. "How high?". It asks what color of jump I would like. And I tell it blue.

Synthetic division. Because "freaking witchcraft" didn't sound educated enough.

Still confused or did you figure it out?

The advances of science will triumph and save mankind as a whole only when human greed can be conquered.

That moment when you realize that a small hoard of Japanese teenage girls are lining up and posing with you for pictures.

You can get away with a surprising amount of things if you yell "FOR SCIENCE" while doing them. Seriously, try it.

One day, we will conquer. They will see that they were wrong, and we will laugh in their faces, scorning them as they deserve. One day... one day......

Let me know when you feel a lack of distractions. I will gladly fill that gap for you anytime with new games. Seriously, I have folders bursting full of free games.

If one personage were to cause another to come to harm in what is quite possibly the most abrupt fashion henceforth ever discov-OOP YOU DEAD

If a mime falls over in a forest, and no-one is around to hear him, does anyone care?

Here you go. Still under construction, mind you.

http://touhoufortress2.web.fc2.com/

SoooooOOOooooocks. Woodblocks. Alphavox. Introvox. Shadow box. In detox. Like a fox. Technic rocks. Chicken pox. Roasted lox. In a box. With a fox. Would you could you?