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  1. Oh yeah, nearly forgot. Conker's Bad Fur Day/The Xbox remake. My god that was brilliant. Opera singing poo, matrix/saving private Ryan parody, pissing on fire demons, a shrill voiced grim reaper named Greg, breaking the fourth wall to the nth degree.... If you have an N64 or an Xbox, BUY THIS NOW.

  2. That was the puzzle style one with the different sodas right? I only played halfway through because I lost disc 2.

    Also, stranded 2 is a great free game not many people have heard of (don't bother with the original, it feels like an alpha of the second).

    Was it 3d or 2d?

  3. Hello all, I would like to introduce you to a game... Off the beaten track. A game that is highly complex, and insane, and goddamn fun. First, read the wiki here: http://autisticpowers.info/ss13/wiki/Main_Page

    Now, let me explain what the game is about. Imagine 30 or so players on a space station, each taking on roles from scientist to chef to security officer. Each of these jobs has duties to fulfill, certain access to certain parts of the station, certain equipment available to them. The Botanist, for example, has to grow plants to feed the crew. Does this sound boring?

    It ain't. Usually, rounds end up being maniacal kill-fests, with botany growing weed, security going mad with tasers, scientists covering the hallways with space lube, mad assistants with vuvezaelas.... And that's before we add in the antagonists. These are players with objectives to fulfill. Stealing the captain's hat, or killing a certain person. Their PDA has a secret uplink from which they can get cool items. A revolver, a pack of explosive cigs, and many other things. And that's only one type of antagonists. Aliens, vampires, changelings, whatever the admin felt like at the time...

    Speaking of admins, they are a cool bunch.

    Of maniacs. The admins have tools with which to fuck with the game. Putting you in control of a bannana peel? Setting the station on fire? Meteor showers? It is never the same game.

    Now, there are a number of other servers apart from the ' Gibbed' servers ( which are managed by Something Awful goons.) Some of these have enforced roleplay ( Baystation 12 ) or cool mechs and shit ( /tg/ station ) but Gibbed is a good branch for beginners.

    Now, if you've gotten to this point, I must warn you of a few downsides. You may be killed randomly. The game is quite complex, read the fricking wiki. If you are bad security, you may be punished. There may be whiny preteens, but other then that they are a funny bunch. Don't state you are a furry/brony or talk about anime. The worst part about the game is the lag. The game uses a shitty engine for online game creation called BYOND. Lag lag lag in this game. Now, for install and how to play the game.

    Step 1: Download BYOND here: http://www.byond.com/

    Step 2: Set up an account.

    Step 3: Go to the wiki, and click on the Gibbed #4 Banner. It should link you directly into a game. ( Gibbed #4 is the less active one and has less griefers.)

    So, after all that, who already plays this game? I usually hang around Gibbed #4 as Tim Simmons, and as an A.I I am H.A.X 9000. Share stories and discuss the game in this thead!

  4. If you couldn't tell by my avatar, I love the crap out of HR3 like it were a roast chicken in a desert. The characters: Memorable. Sarif, unwitting pawn. Adam: Well, he never asked for any of this. Guns: FUCKING awesome. Try the PEPS.

    Then there is DX1. It frustrated, confuzzled and just annoyed me. Like, the first mission sure does have a lot of ways to win, nut stealth is shit. Guns, pathetic. And even though you can go all nonlethal and shit, police get rocket launchers. And THE FOG.

    And if you had gumpy legs and no medkits stiff shit, eat fuckin candybars and malt whiskey. And the AI...

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