BurningCake Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 I would remove people that leave their pubes all over the toilet seat. Like, there'd be sensors on the seat itself, and then once the perpetrator tries to flush, the toilet's like NO. FUCK YOU And creates an implosion in the cistern conveniently at the height of your jugular. Kinda expensive, I know. But seeing as the local council is spending money on that bloody bypass we need so badly, then it's all cool. That made my day right there. Personally, I would remove all those disgusting fuckers who never wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Especially after a crapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Uhhm, forget about me saying that the bastards should be removed. Remove the hippies instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWolf13 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Uhhm, forget about me saying that the bastards should be removed. Remove the hippies instead. Why not remove the bastard hippies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Why not remove the bastard hippies? > Even better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay? Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Uhhm, forget about me saying that the bastards should be removed. Remove the hippies instead. Not until their work is done. When cannabis is legal, THEN remove the hippies. Until then, we need their drug addled votes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioHasNoFuture Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Not until their work is done. When cannabis is legal, THEN remove the hippies. Until then, we need their drug addled votes. cannabis is legal almost forgot: i'd remove Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday morning/afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay? Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 cannabis is legal Unfortunately, the U.S. disagrees, and i don't like pot enough to leave Oregon for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioHasNoFuture Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Unfortunately, the U.S. disagrees. well, as im only 14 and dont plan on permanently damaging my giant brain by using drugs, i couldn't care any less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay? Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 well, as im only 14 and dont plan on permanently damaging my giant brain by using drugs, i couldn't care any less. There's so far, very little evidence that cannabis causes permanent damage to an adult brain. (there's one study that establishes correlation, but not causation with high risk of schizophrenia) It's a good idea to stay away from anything that induces altered states of mind during formative years, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 My Mind: holyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapotheadholyfuckjay?'sapothead Interesting fact : Neither drugs nor alcohol affects me. At all. Scientifically proven. (not officially, just using the scientific method) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Munaus Posted October 1, 2012 Moderators Share Posted October 1, 2012 I'd remove myself But due to a contract with the devil, I can't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mageleon3860 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 i would remove "Vikings" no reason just .... vikings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 the hilarity of this is immense. the world was such a peaceful place before gunpowder was invented. what's that? swords, bows, catapults, trebuchets, ballistas, greek fire, and all kinds of other weapons? the roman empire? the dark ages? welp. if there was one thing I could remove, I would remove lies. all of them. True, but they have the same excuse as railguns, those things are actually badass (apart from catapults... Road Runner removed any credibility they ever had). Plus, it would give some meaning to my fencing formation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFly Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Clothes bitches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Clothes bitches! That's a douche move for Canadians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorcer Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 i would remove "Vikings" no reason just .... vikings! Whao there! I think I might need to change this post... Give me a sec. That's a douche move for Canadians. Wait what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grindle2000 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I would remove all Tekkit and Technic errors. (Go Go Gadget shameless Technic suck up ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheap Shot Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I'd remove the degridation of brain tissue over time. Robot bodies ahoy! Wait what? Because it's cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorcer Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I'd remove the degridation of brain tissue over time. Robot bodies ahoy! Because it's cold. Ahhh I thought he was saying we are all ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 True, but they have the same excuse as railguns, those things are actually badass (apart from catapults... Road Runner removed any credibility they ever had). Plus, it would give some meaning to my fencing formation. yeah! crossbows and swords and there are actual proper wars without the pewy pewy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 yeah! crossbows and swords and there are actual proper wars without the pewy pewy Or we just let the two who have a conflict just fight it out and leave thousands of men unharmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Or we just let the two who have a conflict just fight it out and leave thousands of men unharmed. well... that too... i guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Ahhh I thought he was saying we are all ugly. Dude, I'm Canadian too. And I know that other than temperature wise, this removal would be advantageous to us... If you kno- Well, if you understand the subtle meaning of this sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWolf13 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 While you too discuss how cold it is in Canada, I'll just melt in the 100+ degree weather down south here in Arizona. It's the start of October and people are dropping in the streets from heat exhaustion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 While you too discuss how cold it is in Canada, I'll just melt in the 100+ degree weather down south here in Arizona. It's the start of October and people are dropping in the streets from heat exhaustion. Tsss. You United-Statians are so sensible to temperature. You get two inches of snow in D.C.? ARGH 200 deaths of flu, people die of hypothemia in their homes, the cars, the bus, the metro, nothing works, SNOWPOCALYPSE. 1 m (Metrical units ) of snow in Montreal? -40°C? Pfft, no big deal. Let me just get the shovel to clear the way for the car. No Johnny, there's still school today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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