poryy Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 What would you do if you had a time machine with unlimited power? I would go back in time, steal Thomas Edison's glasses, cancel all of his patents, and then give Nikola Tesla a smartphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 i would go back in time and prevent the primitive homo sapiens from discovering the uses of fire, instead forcing them evolve in such a manner that they co-exist with the earth and don't destroy it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I'd go back and give cats enhanced intelligence so that they can reign as the dominant species on this planet. ...wait, did I already do that or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I'd go back in time to become the great grandfather of all! (giggety) All of you will become my far grandchildren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I'd go back in time to become the great grandfather of all! (giggety) All of you will become my far grandchildren. i didn't know mechanical life-forms could produce living offspring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I'd go back in time and warn the US about the incoming Attack on Pearl Harbor. Oh and telling them to be AA on the Twin towers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 There are so many ways to get rich with that so I won't even bother listing any. Checking out the future would always be cool, but if that wouldn't work, I'd go fuck around with some old scriptures so that they irrefutably say that I am the reincarnation of ALL the deitys. Also I would make sure the whole world uses SI-units (and Celsius). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I watched a film about terrorism today, all I got on my mind is that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Or just prevent FaceCrap and Nicki Minaj/Justin Fagface from coming into existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I'd give an atomic bomb to cavemen and see what happened... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I'd give an atomic bomb to cavemen and see what happened... Lol. Oh I know! I'd show the creators of the Internet what the internet looks like today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I would first give documentation of all our current technology to the most brilliant minds of the 19th century (We could not comprehend such tech before this time I think). This would make it so our technology would jump by leaps and bounds.I would then go back to the times of Jesus (Or when they wrote the bible) and change it all to sound moronic and illogical! Oh wait, I seem to have already done that... (My own opinion. I do not disapprove of people of faith and am close friends with many who are. Just having a laugh) After doing that I would mess with other religions to make it look like I was the chosen of them all for the year 2250. I would then go to that time and make myself out to be absolutely amazing god of epicness and rule the world! Muhahahahahahaaa!!! Whosaidthat? I would fool around in the past with our uber-in-comparison-technology! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Munaus Posted April 15, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 15, 2013 I would probably go back in time when they had that little shop in my local swimming hall, where they sold soft ice cream. And eat that ice cream :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I would probably go back in time when they had that little shop in my local swimming hall, where they sold soft ice cream. And eat that ice cream :3 Inside that huge...giant... Iron suit... Lives a very simple and gentle man, am I correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Appleman Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I would teach Hitler how to art and prevent that he would get in power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphRoberts Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I would use it to give myself all of the answers to every test I have taken so far in college, and get a perfect GPA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ysharma Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I would repeatedly use it to give modern technology to older humans, exponentially speeding up progress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWolf13 Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I would use it to stop all of you fucking with the space-time continuum. Don't you know time is a fragile thing? Wibblely wobblely timey wimey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Lol. Oh I know! I'd show the creators of the Internet what the internet looks like today. I, for one, would love to see the expressions on the people at the DARPA Labs back then when you show them the wonders of 4Chan. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBytemaster Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I, for one, would use it mainly to deliver all of those witty comebacks that your brain can only come up with an hour after engaging in verbal sparring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay? Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I would go forward in time, and collect three things: a history of natural disasters and notable tragedies, detailed stock market history, and whatever kind of holographic doodad seemed most appealing. Then, i would go back to my own time, make millions on stocks, and play superhero, rescuing people from disasters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Oh rescue me Jay... woman? TO THE CAT CAVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I would go forward in time, and collect three things: a history of natural disasters and notable tragedies, detailed stock market history, and whatever kind of holographic doodad seemed most appealing. Then, i would go back to my own time, make millions on stocks, and play superhero, rescuing people from disasters. What would you do with the doodad though? Also, I would go figure out why HL2: Episode 3 isn't out yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 i would go into the future, get a load of genetic manipulation equipment and learn to use it, then go back in time and use it on myself and make myself the most genetically advanced being possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 i would go into the future, get a load of genetic manipulation equipment and learn to use it, then go back in time and use it on myself and make myself the most genetically advanced being possible I would have thought you would have made it so all your posts that got warnings never happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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