Dentcat Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 I am bored so I decided to ask the following dumb question: Why are fish not made of cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwwojcik Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Excellent question. They'd have much more flavor that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaxter Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Breaking Bad finale guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neowulf Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Why are fish not made of cake? Because the oranges were refused service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted October 5, 2013 Author Share Posted October 5, 2013 PLOT TWIST: The Orange is secretly a lemon! It sent a shiver down my spine when I found out. Brr... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 PLOT TWIST: The Orange is secretly a lemon! It sent a shiver down my spine when I found out. Brr... Orange...how could you. I'm dropping you for Peach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted October 5, 2013 Author Share Posted October 5, 2013 Why is an Orange an Orange? Why isn't a Lemon a Yellow? IT MAKES NO SENSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Orange...how could you. I'm dropping you for Peach. Be careful. Peach has a thing for spanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted October 5, 2013 Author Share Posted October 5, 2013 Be careful. Peach has a thing for spanking. Oh really? Go with Daisy then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlitknight1 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 but why doesn't 2+2=fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 Because fish cubed is actually equal to the square root of cake, and 2+2 is not equal to pi times the highest number of cookies that the fish can be divided into. Come on, everyone knows that. Therefore your argument is invalid due to the power of the almighty cookie dividing fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwwojcik Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 That's 2 times fish cubed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 I know right? it is a scary thought. But what is scarier is the fact cows can be tipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Why aren't fish made of bread? Come on, this is serious business...oh wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Why aren't fish made of bread? Come on, this is serious business...http://www.breadfish.co.uk/']oh wait That link is a bit wonkily made. What I really wanna know is why potatoes aren't made of potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted October 7, 2013 Author Share Posted October 7, 2013 Because Potato Squared divided by carrot equals Mushy Peas, obviously. Do you like toast? I mean... Like... cooked fish? Herp derp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 That link is a bit wonkily made. What I really wanna know is why potatoes aren't made of potato. It is fixed now. Xenforo doesn't like you tampering with BBCode in the normal editor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 That link is a bit wonkily made. What I really wanna know is why potatoes aren't made of potato. They aren't? My life is a lie. Why must you break this news to me? Why??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share Posted October 9, 2013 The square root of potato equals chips. Therefore chips squared equals MOAR CHIPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share Posted October 9, 2013 Chips Squared + Cheeseburger + Cheaply manufactured toy + box = Happy meal Also Red Pens are better than blue pens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwwojcik Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 The square root of potato equals chips. Therefore chips squared equals MOAR CHIPS Lol, no. Chips squared == potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Lol, no. Chips squared == potato. You forgot to cube the square root of Watermelon before squaring the chips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwwojcik Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 You forgot to cube the square root of Watermelon before squaring the chips! Oh, dang, you're right. Man, is food math hard or what!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted October 10, 2013 Author Share Posted October 10, 2013 Pens are better than potatos. DEAL WITH IT, FOLKS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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