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Welcome to Davids Reliable Dongmonglers

You can purchase your Dedicated servers off me for cheaper then retail you get it within 5

minutes of purchase ofcourse customer satisfaction is 100%

You can email me at [email protected] or PM me for details for (definitely not nude) skype if your are

interested.

Please note all these Dedicated servers are 100% yours to do what ever you do with, you have

control over every dong, even the web panel where you can select your linux operating system

about 20 of them. for an adistional $15 a month you can have a windows OS which you can

connect to using Remote Desktop, as default linux/Ubuntu you will use SSH Please note that the

ubuntu/linux it does have a Desktop version where you can visually see and the terminal

ofcourse. You will be given Root access.

Lets Start with the Services.

Dedicated Dong 1.

$40 USD a month $55 a month if you want Windows OS.

Specs include:

Length: 8 inches

CPU: Intel i3 -2cores/4 threads-

Clockspeed: 3.4GHz

RAM: 8GB DDR3

Girth: 1.3 inches

HardDrive: 2TB SATA2

Bandwidth: 100Mbps - 5TB/month

Anti-DDoS Protection Included -Advanced Mitagation-

Cores: 2

Visualisation: yes

Connection: 100 Mbps

Incoming: 100Mpbs

Outcoming: 100Mpbs

1 Ipaddress

128 Ipv6 addresses

24/7 Support

Dedicated Server 2.

$60 USD a month $75 a month if you want Windows OS.

Specs include:

Length: 10.2 inches

CPU: Intel i5 -4cores/4 threads-

Clockspeed: 3.1GHz

TurboBoost: 3.8GHz

RAM: 8GB DDR3

Girth: 2 inches

HardDrive: 2TB SATA2

Raid 1 Soft - 0/1

Bandwidth: 100Mbps - 5TB/month

Anti-DDoS Protection Included -Advanced Mitagation-

Cores: 4

Visualisation: yes

Connection: 100 Mbps

Incoming: 100Mpbs

Outcoming: 100Mpbs

1 Ipaddress

128 Ipv6 addresses

24/7 Support

Dedicated Server 3.

$80 USD a month $95 a month if you want Windows OS.

Specs include:

Length: 14 inches

CPU: Intel i5 -4cores/4 threads-

Clockspeed: 3.1GHz

TurboBoost: 3.8GHz

RAM: 16GB DDR3

Girth: 2.4 inches

HardDrive: 2TB SATA2

Raid 1 Soft - 0/1

Bandwidth: 100Mbps - 5TB/month

Anti-DDoS Protection Included -Advanced Mitagation-

Cores: 4

Visualisation: yes

Connection: 100 Mbps

Incoming: 100Mpbs

Outcoming: 100Mpbs

1 Ipaddress

128 Ipv6 addresses

24/7 Support

Dedicated Server 4.

$100 USD a month $115 a month if you want Windows OS.

Specs include:

Length: 22 Inches!

CPU: Intel Xeon E3 1245v2 -4 cores/ 8 threads-

Clockspeed: 3.4GHz

TurboBoost: 3.8Ghz

RAM: 32GB DDR3

Girth: 3 inches!

HardDrive: 2TB SATA2

Bandwidth: 200Mbps - Unlimited Net

Anti-DDoS Protection Included -Advanced Mitagation-

Cores: 4

Visualisation: yes

Connection: 200 Mbps

Incoming: 200Mpbs

Outcoming: 200Mpbs

1 Ipaddress

128 Ipv6 addresses

24/7 Support

All our dedicated servers come with the following services

They are located in Canada/USA

- Datacentre

- FTP

- FTP Backup

- Remote server reboot

- Large choice of operating systems

- Save the installation Template

- free at-will reinstalling of servers OS

- manage SSH keys

- Netboot

- monitoring 24/7 email/SMS updates

- Rescue System

- personalised Reverse

- Virtualization

Pick a plan or ask me question email me at:

[email protected]

Have a good day!

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I had to stop and really read what you did, Jay. That's good trolling, right there.

Just to note, 22/3 inches would significantly lower your blood pressure when at full mast. :P

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I actually thought the dong thing was serious before reading Jay?s post, since I remembered some feminist hysteria surrounding an IT related "big dongs" joke.

Googeling reminded me that it was about dongels, not dongs, but still. So basically, I couldn't tell OPs servers from dongs. Holy mämmi I'm bad at computers...

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Why the fu*k are you allowed to edit my sh*t Jay, abusing your powers, your such a b*tch that should not be allowed

You broke the rules, Jay? used moderator powers to fix it. How is that abuse?

Also, who seriously censors swears with stars? Everyone knows what it means, no point in hiding one letter!

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They think they're beating auto-censoring when they do that. What they don't realize is that the Technic Forums don't have auto-censoring. You can swear (almost) all you want! We just might ban or warn you for certain topics, etc.

Also, he just got an id10t warning for serial bumping after being referred to the rules. Good job, guy!

PS. I just noticed what he called Jay? - extra 2 points!

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Why the fu*k are you allowed to edit my sh*t Jay

Because she's the law

You might want to thread lightly, read the Forum's rules and think what you're doing.

For being the "bestestservers" you aren't the "bestestreaders".

I wouldn't want to buy anything from a person who neglects to follow local forum rules, or who swears at a moderator, which shows you are juvenile.

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I came here expecting to just ban/delete this thread and move on. I got more than I expected from the experience.

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What I want to know is how dongs get anti-DDOS.

Actually, on second thoughts...

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