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Please Help. i downloaded the launcher and when i click on it it comes up with "Checking Launcher Version" then it just closes and does nothing. please help i really want to play this mod

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Please Help. I keep telling the users to use the report format, but they just post bad and do nothing. Please help, I'm tired of reading these.

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I'll try to be kind here as MephistosChan was, despite you having already read it "100 times." The exact problem you describe is on the sticky as the third one from the bottom of the first post. Fourth bolded sentence up from the bottom. Hope that's exact enough.

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I'll try to be kind here as MephistosChan was, despite you having already read it "100 times." The exact problem you describe is on the sticky as the third one from the bottom of the first post. Fourth bolded sentence up from the bottom. Hope that's exact enough.

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I'll try to be kind here as MephistosChan was, despite you having already read it "100 times." The exact problem you describe is on the sticky as the third one from the bottom of the first post. Fourth bolded sentence up from the bottom. Hope that's exact enough.

wait i how do i check my how many bits is my computer?

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Mouse over the Computer icon on your desktop, right click, and click properties. Under the section System, it should say System Type. I believe that is it, unless your computer runs differently than mine.

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i have tried everything. ive downloaded java heaps of times(even though i have a 32-bit java and computer) the thread that talks about my problem doesnt really help with the end part

Please help!!!!

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i have tried everything.

paging Jay? to the thread. Jay? to the thread, please.

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Beep....you have reached Jay's answering service. Jay is busy banging his head against a brick wall and will get back to you as soon as the blood clears from his eyes....beep

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Jay? is indesposed at the moment, so:

Have you tried filling your shoes with peanut butter and riding a rollercoaster?

How is that supposed to get rid of the ducks? Come on, now. Ducks don't get nauseous.

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Jay? is indesposed at the moment, so:

Have you tried filling your shoes with peanut butter and riding a rollercoaster?

How is that supposed to get rid of the ducks? Come on, now. Ducks don't get nauseous.

Pride fills my heart, lungs, and esophagus and spills sloppily out of my mouth.

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i have tried everything. ive downloaded java heaps of times(even though i have a 32-bit java and computer) the thread that talks about my problem doesnt really help with the end part

Please help!!!!

Define "tried everything". Have you tried running the jar file. Do you even know how to run the jar file?

PS: From the post I can tell that you are a computer noob.

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Define "tried everything". Have you tried running the jar file. Do you even know how to run the jar file?

PS: From the post I can tell that you are a computer noob.

mate im not a noob i probaly know more bout computers than you but when i try to use the jar file for both my mac and windows it doesnt work

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mate im not a noob i probaly know more bout computers than you but when i try to use the jar file for both my mac and windows it doesnt work

Well, he knows how to get it running and you don't, so he already knows more about computers than you, doesn't he?

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If you are so good then why haven't you told us exactly how the "doesn't work" look like with proper error logs and console output?

Also,

mate im not a noob i probaly know more bout computers than you
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wait i how do i check my how many bits is my computer?

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mate im not a noob i probaly know more bout computers than you but when i try to use the jar file for both my mac and windows it doesnt work

I may not know anything about creating a batch file. But I do know how to use the shortcut to run the jar file for me. Yes, I am an undergrad and I don't know everything about computer. At least I do know how to run jar file according to different java. Choosing the IP I want to use when I plug in school's cable. Most importantly, know what OS-bit I am running on.

Unless you are honest about your 'tried everything' there's nothing that the techs can do.

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