TheBytemaster

Buenos Nachos

*signing up for internet thing* "What's your first name?" "Uh... Roy" "Last name?" *Poker face* "...Mustang"

"Cybersecurity" is an oxymoron.

The only thing that you ever need to thing is to thing the thingy until the little thing does it's thing.

Then you have nothing to worry about, unless the thing does more stuff, in which case you should immediately contact the doohickey and evacuate the premises.

PEW PEW PEW *air raid siren* PEW FWOOOSH PEW PEW FWOOOOOSH

When all you have is a chainsaw, every problem starts to look like either a tree or a zombie.

Or a tree-zombie.

The tree-zombie-fied dogs are horrible, all bark AND bite.

So apparently after much work, I discovered that there is no such thing as negative zero. My life is a lie now.

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cat /dev/null > /dev/null

Wait a second... I can have more than one status on the front page at a time.

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