[Minecraft Minions]

Oh, i am so exciting my first troll on this forum. Wait, I prepaired a bunch of questions anywhere here...

Okay. The first one: Do you eat everybody who broke the rules? Only the broken rules in your head or every single in the whole lovely world?

Must be a very big bridge where you live. BTW is there a river too under the bridge?

I could imagine you are very thirsty after... it.

So. the second one is: Do you have guilty feelings after playing with yourself? You know what I mean...

I know this one doesn`t make sense, but I always wanted to ask this some random stranger.

I can´t read the other questions on this paper. Years of investigation ruined by spittle because i was so excited... I can´t stand the hate in this world.

Oh wait! You didn´t troll me! Fuck it.

MOD EDIT: And you sir, are just annoying.

[Minecraft Minions]

I read you have to do something evil before the darkness is willing to grant you minions. Perhaps killing some cute and friendly mobs. I didn´t tried it out, but tell me please if it works.