Sir, the Pan Cookin' Customized Blingerattzin™ is a specialized computer made specifically for learning how to cook with cooking pans among various other things. Sadly, Java 8 & all related programs are incompatible with the Pan Cookin' Customized Blingerattzin™. Therefore, you are required to use the Cookeroobasile Cook-Coding Language™ for this product to work. Downloading version 7 of the Cookeroobasile Cook-Coding Language™ may cause:
Vomiting
Breast Cancer
Uncommon Colds
Unidentified Fuckin' Objects
Mosquitoes
Diarrhea
Explosive Diarrhea
Nuclear Diarrhea
- Is known to cause nuclear flenkasplosions.
More Vomiting
Explosive Vomiting
Butterflies forming in your stomach
- Literally, that is.
Doomsday Devices being triggered
Blue Screens of Death
- May also appear in real life
Real life lag
A huge list of side effects
Please download the Cookeroobasile Cook-Coding Language™ to enjoy your experience as a Pan Cookin' Customized Blingerattzin™.Otherwise, you may head to your local Orange Computer Store with your Pan Cookin' Customized Blingerattzin™ and pay $20,000 to have Java and all related devices be compatible with your Pan Cookin' Customized Blingerattzin™.
Thank you for your business, fellow slave. This article has costed 15 golden bananas. Return these bananas within a year or you may be brutally slapped to death with nuclear explosives.
EDIT: Excuse me for forgetting. Please send the 10 Rupoors to flowerchild.