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Granted, but they are all bugged so they are all identified as lvl -1 pokemon so you cannot control their actions during battles. Wish: a slightly duller, more worn out version of my upper right window (avatar pic)

Granted. However, since this interrupts the balance of the universe, mountain bear mounted fleas and rats commanding banana boat riding carrot eating Silver Iodide creating Morgan Freeman wants YOU, to be smited. wish: to be a mountain bear mounted fleas and rats commanding banana boat riding carrot eating Silver Iodide creating badass

granted. people now instantly drop to absolute zero when in the presence of a rumor or lie from the mouths of the incompetent i wish i had a nonmechanical, nonelectric toaster

granted. Newton comes back from the dead and uses HIS gravity powers to murderize your face. He then dies from apple impalement. I wish that i saw red and green reversed, so that, to me, red was green, and green was red. However, i was taught that what i saw as red was actually green and green was red.

You (in your new body) encounter the ultimate thief globsnarker475, who tries to steal your body, finds out that it cant be stolen, and decides to steal your mind instead Wish= A ziptie to ziptie all the zipties of the world into the ultimate ziptie structure of ziptieness