Dear Technic/tekkit creators,
After almost a year of playing Tekkit I have finally become bored with the mod pack, making my social and family life non existent. I go to work in the morning looking like I've been on a 3 day binge, but in fact I just wanted to finish my redpower airship so I could bomb my best friends base. My place looks like a war zone and in fact I think I see a pizza box in the corner from when I had a Superbowl party back in January. I've gained 50 pounds, my girlfriend left me, and I haven't see my dog in weeks.
Now I'm ready to fix my life. I'm ready to lose the weight, get my girlfriend back, and go on search to find my dog. But we know what will happen if you update your modpack... I will end up looking like this:
Please stop Technic/Tekkit! I beg you! I want my life back.