In my defence, it was never stated that I was not allowed to change the title of my own thread, stickied or otherwise. You can't ban me for having a different sense of humor than you.
I like to troll a bit, I saw an opportunity, and I took it. I am sorry. Seriously. I am. No, I mean it, really.
But, why isn't it a temp ban? It's not like I was a completely unproductive member of the community. Booboos get band-aids, not amputation.
-Matt