Alting = cant login

[Anklyon]

I was alting on my technic launcher (using different accounts I had) and suddenly I couldn't log in to any of my users. What do I do to make it so I can log in again?

[Melfice]

You'll need to find a duck. Get some faeces of a tamarin monkey. Slather the tailfeathers of the duck in the faeces, then have it spin three times on top of your monitor, five times on your PC, and one more time on your modem. Make sure it goes clockwise on everything BUT the modem.

Then, tell us what kind of message the launcher actually gives you when it fails to log in because "duznt werk, halp" means we can't. Help you, that is.