Launcher won't run

[sharksandwich]

When I open the launcher, it says Checking Launcher Version and quits on me. WTF?

Please help.

And don't call me a fag, I know I don't know what I'm doing and YES I'm too lazy to google it, so get some ointment for your anuses and help me.

[Jorcer]

/rant

I would help but you seem to be beyond help.

1: Post in the correct section (Launcher)

2: Post in the right category (Launcher Bugs)

3: Don't be a lazy, self entitled ass

4: Describe your problem in better detail

5: Use the Fing search button/ check the COMMON PROBLEMS AND SOLUTIONS sticky

/endrant