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When I download and try to open the Technic Launcher, it says 'Technic Launcher is not

responding'

Please help.

( Sorry if this is in the wrong part, I made this account just for this D: )

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Well, based off of your thoroughly detailed bug report, and the apparent fact that you've done a lot of research on this before posting, your lack of results leaves only one possibility for the problem. You have a serious medical condition called Socorkelleritis. It causes your brain to emit strong electromagnetic waves that interfere with your computer, often causing software to not function properly. Sadly, there is no known cure. However, some patients have been known to recover over time after posting in the right section, reading the rules, and reading the common problems and solutions thread, followed by a healthy amount of intelligent posts.

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