Things that make it easier to troubleshoot your problems:
Reading the rules
Reading all the related stickied threads before posting (Common Problems and Fixes, Good place to start.)
Operating System (32 or 64 bit)
Version of Java (32 or 64 bit) (Up to date version is 7 for windows)
What antivirus you use
Description of Problem
Error messages or logs if they are available
Read sticky... sorta, I scimmed it. Nothing applies to me.
Operating system: 64 bit, windows 7, ultimate, pirated, no firewall, no anti-virus, no other programs give me issues, why the hell am I going into this since it's not a net error...
Version of java: 64bit AND 32bit are both installed...
C:\Users\Nicholas>java -version
java version "1.6.0_29"
Java SE Runtime Environment (build 1.6.0_29-b11)
Java HotSpot 64-Bit Server VM (build 20.4-b02, mixed mode)
Anti virus: Like, you see, I was using one but it was gay n' shit and kept telling me stuff that I knew was a virus was a virus then deleted it and I couldn't sandboxie it so I just reinstalled windows and never installed an anti-virus again... that was like 4 years ago. I reinstall windows about once a month, I don't believe I've ever been infected.
Description of problem: Well, you see like, I double click the jar and it only allows me to choose 512MB, 1024MB or... err... 4+2 = 6, 2+1=3, 0+5=5,1+0=1, 1,536 or something MB... It once allowed me (first time I ran it) to choose from 512GB to 16GB... but now it's being gay. I tried assigning the amount in the launcher.properties... it works (Hey, what do you know?) but then your program feels it has the right to just delete my setting and re-assign 1GB... I also tried making the file readonly, but then it just took off that flag and edited it again, which, I find rude.
Error message: "Minecraft has like run out of memory because like, you're only like using 1GB and having 42 pages on TMI (or NEI or whatever you use) is enough to use up all that memory..." so... I can't open my inventory
Moar shit that I feel like including because you want moar inf0rmation:
%path% for the system (obviously has ; instead of \r\n, but, I edited it to make it easier for you. Aren't I nice?):
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Like, awesome load of images for you to stare at and randomly pull a diagnosis out of:
WOULD HAVE IMAGE HERE BUT MIN.US IS BEING GAY.
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