It won't let me on!!!

[Purple_Honey]

every time i try to run the launcher it keeps saying "cant find java directory" it is so annoying!!! please help i really want the best mads ever created!!!!!!!

[Jay?]

Press Alt+F4.

[Purple_Honey]

then what it does nothing? (not trying to complain or criticize there!! )

[Jay?]

Read the stickies.

[Purple_Honey]

sorry i'm extremely thick......what are the stickies?

[Jay?]

They're stuck to the tops of the boards.

[Purple_Honey]

no none of them helped.........

[Jay?]

Then you need to work on your reading comprehension.

I get an error that says "Can't find JAVA directory".

In the common problems and solutions thread. Directly beneath that is a description of how to fix it.

[Purple_Honey]

Look i have tried everything!! Nothing works!!!!!!!!!

[Jay?]

Look i have tried everything!!

Even covering yourself with googly eyes and farming for peanuts?

[Torezu]

Even covering yourself with googly eyes and farming for peanuts?

This strikes me as being more or less effective than wrapping a cougar around your head while whistling Dixie.