I have done all that is suggested here; I have changed my Java PATH, I have uninstalled and reinstalled every version of Java known to man. and im pretty sure that this site is pretty trustworthy: http://javatester.org/version.html
Here is my result: http://gyazo.com/ba6ef008bceb6d68d59537ea382a7e90.png?1332536898
Any other suggestions?