TheBytemaster

Dubstep NASA brings you, the Wubble telescope!

I'm pretty sure this was a bad idea.

The advances of science will triumph and save mankind as a whole only when human greed can be conquered.

Subtlety? *Fires bazooka into face of enemy infiltrator* What's that?

Similies are like rocks. Hard.

But metaphors are diamonds; Even harder.

*Literally ironic*

And this award goes to.......

Kocken926! The only person who has ever tried to kill me in hexxit using a hookshot. I commend your creativity!

*awards little golden man statue*

Synthetic division. Because "freaking witchcraft" didn't sound educated enough.

El Internet es un gran baño.

When I ask my computer to jump, it doesn't ask. "How high?". It asks what color of jump I would like. And I tell it blue.

"It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion with 80's color filters"

As it so happens, I'm actually just a really lucky incarnation of cleverbot that roams the internet.

MOOSE! MOOOOOOOOSE! http://binaerpilot.no/music.html

I'd like to take this moment to recognize that codecademy is a beautiful thing.

I must say, you've been doing quite an excellent job with tech support for a while. *applause*

I just rolled my eyes SO HARD that I even managed to nail a 7-10 split in the process.

EDIT: This EDIT: this edit was brought to me EDIT: you EDIT: by the wonderful EDIT: I wonder if it's EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: YOUR FACE -SEGFAULT-

The secret of life is to use the "goto" command as often as you -SEGMENTATION FAULT-

WELCOME TO THE JAM

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Hey, you, whach'ya gonna do?

There's nothing quite like it; the embrace of walking into a cool dark room in which you are the only person.

Zero. Ghost. Cold.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's a lot of nachos.