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Spin 720 degrees. Sprinkle salt while doing so. Stretch your hands out to your side, press your feet together. Say 'Oh mighty Mojang. I ask that you give me the strength needed to perform this impassable task at hand.'

Afterwards download Damage Indicators for Minecraft 1.5.2 and place it in yours mods folder.

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You forgot the part about putting live snails on your head before the intonation. (Slugs can be substituted, but remember to sacrifice at least five diamond blocks that you made in Survival, they'll know if you cheated them in.)

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You forgot the part about putting live snails on your head before the intonation. (Slugs can be substituted, but remember to sacrifice at least five diamond blocks that you made in Survival, they'll know if you cheated them in.)

Of course, this goes without saying. How would the Mighty Mojang react to such a selfish plea. An offering must be made in exchange for the vast knowledge required to perform this impassable task.

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Beware which way you spin. Clockwise is correct, counterclockwise summons the tentacled beast Yog-so-gregoth, He Who Does Not Respect Personal Boundaries and Destroyer of Stickynotes.

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