TheBytemaster

You can get away with a surprising amount of things if you yell "FOR SCIENCE" while doing them. Seriously, try it.

In space, no-one can hear you fart. Unless you fart into a mic. In which case, ew.

There is no law of nature that says you cannot do something that you do not already know how to do.

I found something I think you'll like.

http://imgur.com/RlNWnlD

Still confused or did you figure it out?

♫TWOOOOOO....CAN BE AS BAAAD AS ONNNE ♫

Ever on and on, I continue circling...

Reading through the kitty jail archives. You sir, are a genius.

http://pastebin.com/zxxviNQp

Hurr durr rotate 240 radians.

So your life has basically become this? https://imgur.com/gallery/iIm1Sp1

I might be murdered for asking, but is your new avatar from something or just random?

Here. -> https://imgur.com/gallery/NHa4nAQ

So where did your avatar come from anyways? Did you make it?

Browsing the smoldering ruins of your page is like a trip down memory lane.

*clears throat*

hELLO hOW ArE yOU

Virustotal has now become one of the entries on my chrome homepage. Not sure what that says about me. SCAN ALL THE THINGS.

Raw ramen noodles, why are you so delicious?

Nice avatar change. I think I like this one better.

Shinigami like apples. Domo-kun does not like apples. Therefore, Domo is not a shinigami.

...

Or maybe that's what he wants us to think.

Can anyone else hold in their sneezes? Or am I a superhuman?

Where on earth is Carmen Sandiego the Kitty Jail?

As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of resolving approaches zero.

Don't disappoint me... or I'll make you wish you could die.

Snarks and recreation.

Wrench wench bench clench sentch...ery,

Hey, I tried.

Hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoophoophoop and a basketball!