_Mataroyale_Modpacker_

The best person no one ever liked.

High five fellow north westerner! You grew up in Seattle? I grew up in Vancouver before moving to Quebec.

Would you like some ointment for that burn?

I'm not creepy at all.

Saving the world from people with no sense of humor since 1603.

@totallyfakeperson: I know, this has been a total waste of my time! You should download it here: bit.ly/obviousvirus

Seductive Sorceress in Training.

I will facepalm now.

Don't talk to me. I am on probation and I do want to yell at you for being a newbie. That would mean me getting banned or somethin'.

Kitty Jail? Be nicer to those poor little guys, last thing they need is for a big angry Super Troll rampaging and calling them a nubcake.

Armenian/Canadian/Vietnamese Goddess of Sarcasm. And kicking your butt. Can't forget that, can we?

Proud server of Teekit Lunchers.

I know very little French. We learn it in school, but the majority of us speak English. Quebecois is the local French dialect most of us use if we do speak French.

No.

Vous parler français? Quebecois?

I am helpful.

I'll let my avatar do the talking.

I reserve my sarcasm for newbies. It's not worth it when you don't get a hilarious response.

I Alt+F4'ed your brain.

I know no grammar.

I'm bootylicious, because all possums are.

Cross eyed opossums can't see you, but can sense you with their psychic powers.

People who do stuff for the lulz obviously don't have the time to write laugh out loud, but still have time to do stuff for the lulz.

Guess what? Chicken butt!