Bar Management

[Dentcat]

I have the beer, premises and only one customer. How do I get more customers, and how do I provide the best quality service please?

[disconsented]

Obviously need a big flashy sign.

[Dentcat]

Obviously need a big flashy sign.

Got that. There's an area of it that flickers randomly, as though it looks like it needs new bulbs, deliberately.

Does that matter?

I mean take for example the sign on LA Noire.

[disconsented]

Make turtles which go around creating signs about your establishment.

[Dentcat]

Make turtles which go around creating signs about your establishment.

Excellent idea. So how do i improve customer service please?

The only reason my regular came back is cos the beer is cheap.

[disconsented]

I would use something Computer Based. How are you currently selling beer?

[Dentcat]

I would use something Computer Based. How are you currently selling beer?

Serving like a regular bar would. maybe i could use a computer as a cash register?

Anyway, people seem to like to talk to the bartender, and if it was ALL computers, well, i don't know, it would be boring. so maybe a mix would be better?

Well, if i write a program to monitor and record all sales...

[Dentcat]

I finally have a customer and am panicking as i have no idea whatsoever of how to deal with this situation! Help please, i'm kind of having a panic attack.

edit- I'm sorry for double posting BTW, i'm so busy panicking I forgot the edit button was there.

[okamikk]

you must set them on fire, then give them beer that gives fire resistance.

that shall work the bestest.