thirstycrayon Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 what are the names of some items you would like to see in the game, or names that should be added to the list that names items, If that makes sense. E.g. reaching wand of toejam porous sword of sponge creepy bow of always-miss things like that, thanks for you time. How wacky can you get? Quote
x3kross Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 Floppy wand of misfire Bouncy Breastplate Too tight shorts Less than manly running shoes Pedophiles headpiece Bow of phallic launching Weed whacker Thick wand of penetrating The sword of sloppy seconds Ball(s) on a stick Spongy Pants Oh wait... these are more promiscuous than wacky.... oh well lol Quote
LordNotix Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 Sword of Stabb-Stabby-Killy-Killy Mace of Mashinging Keyboard Bow of Medium Size Long Short Bow of Length Magical Wand and Magically Magical Magic Witty Rapier Boots of Walking Single Legging of the Pirate Body of Armour Crown of Gold Rubishness Quote
howlphoenix Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 Melon Shaped Breastplate Long Stick of Poking Large Cod Part Leggings Mace of Crushing Coconuts Large Wand of Pressure Shivering Sword of Indurance Wand of <InsertTrollWordsHere> Shears of Haggis Bags of Sweat (A chest plate) Booties of Ass Kicking Long Pointy Thing You Catch Stuff With (Rod) Pony lance of Freindship Magic Is Friendship Not $strev Quote
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