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  1. Blue Jolly Ranchers + orange Fanta = crack cocaine.

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    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Uh...should I be calling the police?

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      No. You should be buying jolly ranchers and fanta.

  2. Time for another one of those threads. The ones that die in about 3 days. Which is your favorite, (or top 3 favorite), whale-box thread(s)?
  3. Oh hey, liking the new avatar.

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    1. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Again. Dat avatar.

    2. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Seriously though, that avatar. Pilot can be cute like that.

  4. First, you are threadjacking. Second, you need to use your minecraft login to use the launcher.
  5. Reading through the kitty jail archives. You sir, are a genius.

    http://pastebin.com/zxxviNQp

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    1. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      Heh, I remember this. Thanks for finding it!

  6. I beg to differ. Put a desktop in your backpack. Put it on. Now put a 10 pound laptop rig into your backpack. Put it on. Still lighter, many times thinner, and infinitely easier to set up, not to mention it has a battery. I will say this though...that is a particularly large amount of money to spend on a computer. I'd seriously consider that for at least a week or two. Is it really worth 2.3K to you to have this?
  7. I'm just trying to figure out how they fit 3 (3!!) hard drive slots in the thing with all that ram, AFAIK the best mobile card money can buy, a good i7 processor, and cooling for that nuclear furnace of a machine.... I suppose you get what you pay for.
  8. Even then that's... not even... you could host like 4 good servers with that much ram. In a laptop.
  9. "24 GB DDR3" Why. Just... what? Am I reading this correctly?
  10. When I ask my computer to jump, it doesn't ask. "How high?". It asks what color of jump I would like. And I tell it blue.

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  11. Synthetic division. Because "freaking witchcraft" didn't sound educated enough.

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  12. Still confused or did you figure it out?

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    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      I don't know., and now I'm confused!

  13. I'm not sure why everyone feels the need to have a laptop that's so thin or light. I'd rather have a big 'ol beast of a laptop that costs 500$ less, gives slightly better performance, and doesn't have heating issues. I'm just going to throw it in my backpack anyways, so why would an extra pound or two matter?
  14. The advances of science will triumph and save mankind as a whole only when human greed can be conquered.

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  15. I have absolutely no fragment of a clue to an idea why it would say I quoted your post.
  16. Zelda Link? I would have to say Oracion. Try to imagine the impact this would have on the world if it happened.
  17. Alright, stupid question thread time again. (Yes, again!) If you could choose one piece of music to be magically heard by everyone on earth simultaneously, what would it be?
  18. Does the Microsoft kinect count as a button? If so than I can control my PC without buttons.
  19. You get noclip, and are promptly sucked down through the ground until you reach the center of the world. Because you cannot touch anything, you cannot escape. I wish for a paradox created by a paradox that was murdered by its future self.
  20. You spend many years training in secret to become the ultimate TF2 player. By the time you finish, TF3 has been released and no-one plays TF2 anymore. I wish this wish was a wish.
  21. Make sure the launcher is using 64bit java. 32-bit will do this to you.
  22. That moment when you realize that a small hoard of Japanese teenage girls are lining up and posing with you for pictures.

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    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      I must ask if you are actually a Japanese celebrity.

    3. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I.... I honestly can't think of a witty reply for this. No I am not.

    4. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But with any luck, I will be soon.

  23. They do, but then you realize that gaming is a waste of time. I wish for an open-hatched limo, some fun-loving friends, and a tuba.
  24. They do, but the only available theme is hot dog stand. I wish for EE2 in real life.
  25. You can get away with a surprising amount of things if you yell "FOR SCIENCE" while doing them. Seriously, try it.

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    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Perfect reason to skip work tomorrow.

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