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  1. TheBytemaster

    help i installed windows upside down how do i fix

    1. Munaus

      Munaus

      are you using a tower? turn it upside down and windows will readjust, just like a tablet

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      i tried it like a tablet and i thought you know how tablets use a micro usb charger so i plugged on in to the hard drive to make sure it wont run out of battery and now wandows is inside out how do i fix it PLEASE

  2. TheBytemaster

     

    GUNS THAT MAKE BREAKFAST
     
    1. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      GUNS THAT SEND TEXTSES

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      GUNS THAT HATE TEXAS

  3. TheBytemaster

    Hi, you're confused.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      You change your statuses as fast as I change my avatars. High five.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Up high.*smack* To the side.*smack* Down low-TOO SLOW!

  4. TheBytemaster

    The shortest distance between two points is always a lie.

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      i think your lien....get it?

    2. Lethosos

      Lethosos

      Oh jeez, now I gotta go have a line down.

      :D

  5. TheBytemaster

    Goodbye, and thanks for all the good times.

    1. poryy

      poryy

      !!!! Why?

    2. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      nooooo

      Don't go

      :'(

  6. TheBytemaster

    Battleshippo don't care if it ain't in his wawa.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Unless it a enemy shippo.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      But if it ain't in his wawa, why would he care?

  7. TheBytemaster

    Let my poor people SLAM JAM already. Jeez.

    1. Mooseman9

      Mooseman9

      Let my people slam. Let my people jam.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Hey, you, what'chya gonna do? Seven plagues and SLAM JAM. *slams Egyptians*

  8. TheBytemaster

    Have you seen Tiberius? I can't find him anywhere, stupid bear.

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      Tibbers is the correct spelling FYI and I FOUND HIM RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRR

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Hehe you smell like burning.

  9. TheBytemaster

    None shall pass. You hear me? YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

    *smite*

    -the common ancestor of both Gandalf and the Black knight.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Funny that you would post this the same day I passed the theory part of my driving test.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Good for you. I remember nearly failing the driving portion after I aced the written one. Good luck to you!

  10. TheBytemaster

    Dat swaaaaaaang. Dang. It gots dat swang.

    1. holymage!

      holymage!

      yolo420?

    2. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      sang sang sang sang now you're sanging with a swang

  11. TheBytemaster

    Occupation; watching anime.

    You get paid? Man, I gotta get in on that.

    1. M-C

      M-C

      Yes, I professionally watch anime on an iPad in my bed. And get paid for it.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      I need to get in on this. You should put up signs that say, "professional anime watcher seeks apprentice. 10000$ per mo. Call 555-555-5555 for details."

  12. TheBytemaster

    Hmm..... how intriguing.

    I did a quick look around for how much a monocle costs.

    I think.... I may have one before the year is out.

    1. Dentcat

      Dentcat

      I shall attempt to obtain a monocle, also. It creates an air of dignification around one's persona. Anyway, I am probably getting nuclear throne when I have a stable enough internet connection to download steam and fraps onto my new computer.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      It's a good game, you won't regret it. Best steam purchase I ever made.

  13. TheBytemaster

    Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Also, most if it is used by other people to wipe their asses with.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Also, it's thin, perfumed, and made of cellulose products.

  14. TheBytemaster

    *launches crawler from out of fog*

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      *mistakes crawler for mine, doesn't bother destroying it despite having ample energy to do so*

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      *explodes all the things*

  15. TheBytemaster

    So, as it turns out, blood is really, really hard to get out of a keyboard. Like, really hard. Just FYI.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      That must be one epic facedesk.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Er... yeah. That's what it was. A facedesk. Totally. I'll just be over here, washing my hands for no reason.

  16. TheBytemaster

    You. Just. lost. All of the games. All of them.

    1. theprolo

      theprolo

      I hate you. So much.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Don't worry about me. I already won all of the games.

  17. TheBytemaster

    The cake is a slight exaggeration.

    1. Kalbintion

      Kalbintion

      No, its a lie.

    2. Dentcat

      Dentcat

      The cake is only a lie if it is a full sized cake, right? Thus, a cupcake is legit, isn't it?

  18. TheBytemaster

    Airquotes won't save you now, boy.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      OH YOU DIDN'T

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      "didn't"

  19. TheBytemaster

    YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE SUFFERING OF SHRUBBERIES. NOTHING.

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      Actually, I've worked for my city's gardening department, so I'd say I'm actually an intellectual authority in the matter.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Uh. I have no witty retort-ABANDON SHIP

  20. TheBytemaster

    If one personage were to cause another to come to harm in what is quite possibly the most abrupt fashion henceforth ever discov-OOP YOU DEAD

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      Whaa....?

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Exactly. Welcome to my world.

  21. TheBytemaster

    Hello again. Would you like to play a game? How about a nice game of thermonuclear war?

    1. dwwojcik

      dwwojcik

      1v1 me m8

    2. AdamHovorka

      AdamHovorka

      I think I'll stick with Tic-Tac-Toe, thank you very much.

  22. TheBytemaster

    I haven't put anything here in a while. I bring to you as a tribute... a SHRUBBERY! *dramatic music*

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      NI!

    2. SkylordThunder

      SkylordThunder

      *silently monty pythons everywhere* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

  23. TheBytemaster

    Help how do I Linux?

    1. Gapplag

      Gapplag

      how do i start a conversation

       

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      With Linux

  24. TheBytemaster

    Well, well, well. I now have three wells. Makes it a lot more conveniant to get water.

    1. _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      _Mataroyale_Modpacker_

      You're super healthy now too, i bet. You should be feeling well.

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Well... kinda.

  25. TheBytemaster

    Join the kitty jail, you know you want to...

    1. Kocken926

      Kocken926

      He seems to only use the account for browsing and such. Should we fill his page with glorious nonsense?

    2. TheBytemaster

      TheBytemaster

      Let the festivities begin. *blasts airhorn*

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