Alright, so this is another forum game that I've seen and has always been a blast to play, which really surprises me since no one has started it up.
How this game works: You have to somehow steal the cookie from the person above you. Here's an example.
I bake a nice fresh cookie
Next Person:
I smack you in the face with a pie and steal the cookie while you are distracted.
However to try and avoid having this thread "..Get Bent..." by a forum mod, here are some basic rules:
1. ALWAYS FOLLOW THE FORUM RULES! PERIOD!
2. No being particularly nasty to the person above you. Remember, this is all in good fun.
3. If you have any doubt about posting something because you think it might offend someone, don't do it
4. Put the person who you're stealing the cookie from in quotes so we can laugh at the ninjas later
So, now that we have the groundwork laid out, I'll start:
I buy I nice fresh cookie