planetguy

He gives you coal. I wish for a rocket sled.

You get a wrench that can wrench wretches. Anyone with a wretch they need wrenched now sends the wretch to you. I wish IndustrialCraft machines were easier to reposition without risking their continued existence.

Compared to the really smart people, all the normal people look like dumbasses to the wish-granting genies. They are eliminated, and now the smart people look like dumbasses and are eliminated. The cycle repeats until only one person survives, who promptly commits suicide out of loneliness. I wish my family came back to life as if the wish-granting accident had never happened.

The wish granting genies make a mistake, every one's wish benefits you. Unfortunately, ones cannot make wishes. I wish the wish granting genies made more mistakes.

Oh, so you're the greatest coder in the world? Could you change Minecraft so that all the mods from every version would work together? You say it would take decades? Well, now is the perfect time to start! Get to work! I wish I could play Minecraft instead of doing homework.

It is validated by a moderator. You discover that the forums are devoted entirely to the discussion of obscure details of the Mongolian tax code. I wish to know all the cheat codes for real life.

You can't die, nor can any part of you. Your organs are stolen and sold to sick patients. Your brain is left in a dark alley forever, indestructible but with nothing attached. I wish my little brother wouldn't use my Technic Forums account to make posts like number 523 in this thread. (I fixed it now, it wasn't up to my standards before. Okamikk has the old version in his quote.)

You get a giant fork to eat beenoc with, but a nuclear disaster destroys every mention of beenoc in the world. I wish for a tasty pizza.

CC does something funny with the item versions of its blocks. As far as I know it always does that.

You get yourself banned from the Internet with your unstoppable flood of trolling. I wish I could choose to be a very skilled troll or to not be a troll.

Do you have a complete log file? Is this all the log the server made?

Your graphics teacher is no longer a scatterbrain and you become legendary for your computer graphics skill. Out of curiosity, you download MCP and decompile Minecraft. The cluelessness evident in Minecraft's rendering code causes your brain to melt down. I wish Minecraft wasn't so cluelessly coded. And had a mod API built in.

Your backpack holds the stuff, but never releases it. I wish my brother would never learn to use Linux, so that I could install it on the 200-year-in-the-future computer and have it for myself! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You meet them. In a dark alley where they take all your money. I wish for another working computer so I wouldn't have to fight with my brother over this one.

Your recursive wish does not approach a base case, so it uses up all the computation power in the world. The only computers spared are those too primitive to attach to any networks, ever. The world discovers that there is not one game that can run on ENIAC. RIP computer gaming 1951-2013. I wish I had a cake.

The nothing you wished for is spread across the entire universe. I wish for(int i=0; i<10;i++) { System.out.println(i); }

You are immune to radiation poisoning because you have been injected with lead beads. You die of lead poisoning. I wish I had more energy today.

You can ride a bike with no handlebars, and for that matter no other parts except two things that go over your feet. In other words, you can now walk. I wish I had an object.

Your driveway shovels all the snow off itself and onto your roof, which caves in. I wish for a bit of snow where I live.

Killerkiller1000, custom zips make all the folders you put in them. Everything in a custom zip is dropped into the modpack's base directory. Huufalem, you might have structured your custom zip wrong. Could you please post a link to it?

Technic/Tekkit/any other modpack is NOT Spoutcraft, and the only shared code is in the launcher. Anything that happens with the new window with Minecraft in it has nothing to do with Spoutcraft.

All your reading comprehension skill is transformed into spelling skill. You now seem like a complete idiot. I wish the Tekkit server I was playing on would come back up.

You are now allowed to ride your bike, which by the terms of your wish has been stripped of its handlebars. I wish I had a better gaming computer.

You know someone who is a perfect fruitcake, or completely insane for the literal-minded. I wish for some tasty Indian food for lunch. Edit: No one? Please don't make me corrupt this myself...

Your puppy destroys other people's stuff. They start a mob attack on you. I wish I had some wishes ready to type in for this thread.