planetguy

Modders now allow anyone to use any mod. Some people bundle ALL the mods together and decide it would be a great idea to share their modpack with people. Not just the people who chance by their forum thread, but every Minecrafter in the world. They send the least idiotic idiot to break into Mojang's download servers, which they use to push their modpack to all Minecraft users. This probably sounds great, but for completeness I should add that their modpack was so awesome that they HAD to share it with the world before doing any other minor task, such as... testing their modpack. I wish for a machine that could instantly create any computer program, written in any language, that I ask it for.

Mediafire will not work, you need to use a direct link to the file. Dropbox works for this.

oh no what happned i tripple posted help me wats going on

oops i dubble posted

then bild thm far a part

dns sucs it no has permishins use feed the beest insted ore if u wont to distroy teckit use xray on a surver and take all the dimonds and turn them into chunk loders

Instead of Adlersch being thrown across the room, it is your now-reanimated body. You die on impact. I wish the Technic platform could use custom zips over existing modpacks, to avoid making me distribute all of Tekkit Lite just to add 4 mods.

:( Is zip-over-modpack support planned for the Platform?

Is it still possible? I want to use an extended version of Tekkit Lite on my server, but I would rather not package and distribute the whole modpack, only a zip of the extensions, and have the launcher get the rest of the pack.

jonjon1234 no u need teh luncher from www.minecraft.net it shud start teckit ottomatickly

Y U NO PUT DISCLAIMER IN OP NOW WE GET SUED FOR $10000000000000000000000000000000000 "Read at your own risk, idiocy may be contagious"

Aside: I hope I don't get kellered for my posts in this thread but if I do, it was more than worth it. sumwon rite a modd that adds stuff that do things that make mobs that add colored light nd make up new demensions becuz i need it four my surver i need it buy tomorow for my grand opning

sumthing is rong in ur min craft mak sure u use greggteck for min craft 1.7 ore it wont wurk also come on my surver localhost:25565 its so ossum

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DOCKTR U RIGHT HEE IZ STOOPID BANN HIM NAO BAN EVERYWON THAY NO HALP ME JAY BAN THEMM NOW FUR NOTT HELPIN ME JakeVH, you're dead on. This is a lot of fun.

ND DONT TELL ME TWO REED THE RULS I RED THEM I IGNOR THM BUY CHOISE RUELS AR FOUR OTHUR PEEPLE NAUT MEE

AND DONT U DARE TELL MEE THAT DUBBLE POASTING ISNT OKAY OR ILL BAN FROM REAL LIFE Aside: 64 diamonds says this goes in the Whale Box within a week.

HALP SUMWON TAKED AWEY MY TEKKIT NOW ONLY TECKIT LIT ND TCKKIIT CLASSICK HALP WAT I DO WRONG KAKER CHEEP FIX IT NOW OR ILL RIPORT U TO NOTCH AND HELL MAK U STOP WITH UR DUM STUPPID MUDPACK AND BANN YU FROM THE INTIRNET AND MAIK FTB THE OANLY MODDPAK AROND AND LOK FLAWER CHILLD IN A RUME WITH ONLY A COMPUTER LINKD TO THE TECNIC FORUMS AND GIV HIM NUTHING TO DU EXEPT CAPS RAIGE ON THESE FORRUMS LIKE THIS AND DONT TEL ME TWO DELEAT SYSTIM 32 LAST TIM I DIDD THAT I HAD TO BEG MY DADDDY TO FIX MY COMPUTR planetguy

You receive the handle of THE BANHAMMER first. A minute later, when you turn your head, you receive THE BANHAMMER's actual head. Delivered to the back of your cranium. You wake up ten minutes later, with a splitting headache and feeling quite banned. I wish for awesome shell scripting skills.

You receive a window pane stolen from Google's headquarters. I wish the world's economy worked for me and me alone.

I am un-killed in a massive spacetime rollback setting the entire world, except you, back to my birth. When you say you're from 2013, you are sent to an insane asylum and remain there until one of the guard wardens realizes that you're right and lets you out. Due to a run of bad luck and guard cluelessness, this occurs in 2047. I wish for laser vision.

You can now code, but only Brainfuck. Good luck assembling the dev team. I'm wishin' for fission... nuclear fission MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Your wish for something bad to happen causes your most recent wish to be reversed, causing nothing bad to happen, stopping your wish's reversal, causing something bad to happen, causing your most recent wish to be reversed... Causing the wish-granting genies to run out of memory trying to understand your wish and crashing the universe. When the universe gets put back together, it is only by removing the Indian Ocean. And every trace of your physical form. Edit: Ninja'd! Well, I'll have to corrupt two wishes... You now understand perfectly well that you are doomed to fail at every venture you have ever attempted. I wish for a foam pickaxe shovel mining laser that shoots foam laser beams.

People stop demanding you remove your Santa hat because your avatar was replaced by a pink square containing a baby. (Recognize the description?) I wish for an avatar I liked.

People put in so much effort that they have no time for anything else, and make this thread so entrancing that no one can escape. Eventually, millions of people are trapped and the world's economy tanks. Government agents confiscate the Technic Pack's servers and destroy them to save the world. I wish every post was as entertaining as Neowulf's last post, and that I hadn't actually used my rocket sled.