holymage!

IKR? i only remember doing it because of a dare you made and i took 

we have had worse...

they aren't the problem?

i have a problem with a dog.

what Enormous Assholes eh? (pun intended)

singing along with my friends?

i'll hire a PI to get info on your pizza so i can steal it

loving this video on youtube.

life isn't fair its only fairer then death

i dunno i felt like the reference fit...

i think this is getting a little long...and harder to make well rounded puns.

( •_•)
well i guess you could say
( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
we are getting into a sticky situation
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

(hopes the mods find it funny enough *bows*)

well this status has spilt like a branch *looks at Soupa and smiles*

like little kids arn't they?

dova babaji?

sorry i think turtlism is has that covered...

it was the most docile chicken ever....it acually was the only one out of 12 that wanted to get a hug from me (like it rubbed its head against my leg it wanted to be hugged so much)

i know how you feel nitus....someone ate my chicken to...my poor blackie...

same, it hasn't crashed for me in a long long time

who needs drugs when you got japan

wingdings

most soda has caffine, which is a drug...

that is because it is....

*the cries of ghasts can be heared in the distance*

Why not just run around your house and see if any spawned at night?

it is imo....