Turtlicious

What area is she in? I find that your area effects your pay a lot, in LA most entry jobs are 50k+ also, I went to Le Cordon Bleu in Hollywood, and my tuition only came out to 20k (Of course I may be a hopeful optimist just waiting for the cold hard sting of reality's bitch slap.)

I never got into Firefly, but my love for the Buffy-verse may be Nostalgia tinted.

I can't... Breathe... So funny... Going to die.

IMHO Buffy/Angel was the best Whedon-verse ever.

TMI is broken Fix it.

I still don't know what ARMA 2 is. Also, I'm almost done with finals, why is culinary school so hard Q_Q

Who wants to see me be 5 mod authors in IRC?! I can do them all, even there voic~ oh right, no voices... Well I can do there fac~ oh.... huh... I can definitely impersonate their name, especially if it doesn't have an auto-kick name register thingy!

So far I've only seen two posts from you and both were overly aggressive and misplaced. Is that your cruise control? It's only funny when staff does it, when the player base does it it's just sad and pathetic. Maybe I'm just new to this whole internet thing but in the real world neither anger nor derision can equate to intelligence. Although, actually being educated does!~ (So there's hope.)

I tried to do it with the powers of love and friendship, but it didn't work. ... Disney lied to me.

Don't be a dick bag = (a bag of dicks.)

Look at your post, now back to mine, now back to your post, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped using horrific grammar, started using proper syntax, it could look like it's mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a page with the post your post could look like. Look again, the post is now in the whale box.

If you really want to destroy your sense of sanity, there is a site JUST for popular cartoons, and it has a KNDxMandy cross series. Q_Q Why do you judge me?

It's called Clop the verb is clopping. don't believe me? Google it. I dare you.

I'm a child of the system u_u

Greetings Healer, I'm the noble xXx420NOSCOPEKILLER420xXx from the noble lands of ur mom, and I wish to inquire whether you would like join me and ten of my other noble friends on a quest for the helm of +20 Cunt Smashing. Also, if you have any friends that are grand in their ability to slay beasts, it'd be mighty fine. What's that? Oh go fuck yourself then.

:\ He deleted my posts about Equine Mating and my love for My Little Pony Hentai. How dare he, I will watch fluttershy take it in the bum, and I will LIKE IT!

whore-mouth.

I was gonna make a dick joke Buttfuckit. ... Wait, I think I did that wrong.

Oh my, we must find this ruffian, such language, when I read your post my dear boy, my monocle popped right off my face. This should have never happened. We will find this unruly person and report him at once.

Yesterday I attempted to make this sandwhich during a town hall meeting on my server. It was effing amazing. (Google Shooter Sandwich)

Just buy a pre-paid credit card, I don't like to have credit cards or bank accounts, and I (very easily I might add) am able to buy things off the internet easily, by going down to the super market and loading a pre-paid credit card (with a fake name and address ) and then taking that to buy stuff. I don't know if you're in America, but I'm sure they have the equivalent in other countries.

I love you guys so much, that if any of you wanted Analingus from a heterosexual fat man in Los Angeles, I'd give it. All of it. You wouldn't even have to wipe before hand.

Lydia and I ontop of the dragon.

It's B-cuz the technikkit Pak is the brokezors, GAWDSH FEEX IT, I NEED MY IMJUHNARY LAYGO FIXED NOW. I SWARE, IF U DNT I WLL DDOS THE INTERNET AND MAKE ALL YOUR MODEMS ESPLODE WITH THE SHEER GIRTH OF MY AWESOME HXOR SKITTLES.

I have nothing particularly interesting to add, this just made me laugh really hard.