JakeVH

Wait, so do people actually get notified for infraction points? I thought I saw people complaining about not knowing, but now I don't know. It would be nice to be able to check how many points you have, but I haven't had a problem with it yet.

That only gave him his wish, you need to corrupt it. To Beenoc: Everything becomes cheese, but you become lactose intolerant. To ampayne2: There were holograms...1000 years ago, but the technology was ripped from the universe by FSM. I wish people would stop calling my jumping noises rude things. (watch any lets play where a slime is in hearing distance.)

Sorry if I'm being stupid (I'm not even sure what the custom mod pack thing is...), but is this for Tekkit lite or Tekkit classic? It's probably only for one, so it's obvious to anyone who knows, but could someone tell me? (maybe it appears on screen, but I haven't actually played in a while)

You make the thread, but all the Yo mama's are directed at you!(not your mom, you are now a mother of 4) I wish for the moon.

You mama's so smelly she made a skunk bathe in tomato juice. (I was putting down a lot more until I remembered the limit.)

So I was thinking about avatars (I hope that's the right name for them). Everyone has a reason for having or not having an avatar. It represents your personality because you must go out of your way to put one on your account. I thought it would be nice to have a place where people can tell other people why they have it, and maybe a backstory about getting it. I suppose I'll start. My avatar is a slime, I found it from Googling after realizing I needed to have an avatar to feel like people would actually look at my posts. I noticed that I sometimes didn't take people with no avatar seriously, and that it's some level of 'me' put into my account. I can't remember exactly why I chose a slime, but it seemed a fitting picture.

You become completely happy with all of your wishes. You also stop feeling any feelings at all besides happiness. You trip and cut open your head, but feel happy. You bleed to death because you didn't go to the doctor. I wish I was the Doctor.

You get your sword, but it's made badly and explodes. I wish for a large house with a trampoline as a roof and an outdoor swimming pool.

You get a cookie on your computer that tracks everything you do and sends it to everyone on the internet. I wish for all of the pants. All of them.

You get less of the overused memes currently in use. However, a new batch of memes emerges, even more annoying than the current memes. I wish I could learn any language instantly and flawlessly.

They release the API, but since it's not finished it crashes Minecraft when you try to load it. I wish people would stop repeating wishes.

You get gunned down by the mafia for having to much swag. I wish for a remote control detonator.

That's like saying if you wished for a dragon, but it ate you, it didn't get corrupted :/ And for "that swang" I was referencing Cheap Shot's signature "it don't mean a thang if you ain't got that swang", or something like that.

You get things. But the things end up being bad things and they kill you. I wish I had "that swang"

It's two way, and the other end goes to Hitler's bunker right before he died. He gives you a cyanide pill and dresses you up as Hitler, then you're dead. Wrong sir! You find the solution, but then the economy changes, and your solution becomes invalid. I wish I could see any point in my past that I wanted (and could stop at any time)

Your name get's changed to "Immortal", just like you wished. Edit: Sorry... I wish I could see behind anything I wanted to (and could choose not to). Like, trees and stuff (not clothes, it's not X-ray vision of something).

Also in the future, you might want to disable mining of the nether ore. Either that, or the zombie pigmen.

yea!11 letts start a patishun and git teknics to ad yogbocks bak 2 teh gamboy culr!1!1 (I might need to brush up on my "noobspeak")

Fun fact: It's impossible to tell "stormtroopers riding blue haired unicorns, WITH CAKE (on fire)" that don't exist from "stormtroopers riding blue haired unicorns, WITH CAKE (on fire)" that are invisible and don't interact with our physical world. Wait, what is this how did I get here?

You get Post traumatic stress disorder from playing one. I wish people would stop using "inception" for a thing in a thing in a thing (or anything in any number of anything).

You forgot to wish, also how is that bad? :devilsmilelythatIdon'tknowhowtodo:

Zombies take over the world I wish more people knew about the wonders of proper grammar.

Your wish creates a black hole which consumes the universe. I wish I could leave this topic D:

Your computer becomes self aware and sucks all of your brain power out of your head. I wish that everything bad always happens.

You realize the creeper issss running away from your ugly mug. I wish my slime profile pic had a Santa hat on. Drawn by Cheap Shot.