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[slowclap ] Good job FTB fanboys. That is the best way of proving you are right and not douchebags. Just that made me completely abandon tekkit, start playing FTB 24 hours a day + lunch hour and make a virus to destroy the Technic pack servers. Now I know you are right :D

I like Gregtech after going trough the config file and getting every goddamned recipe he changed back to what it used be. The AESU is rather cool when the MFSU is just not enough, the new nuclear reactor parts like thorium cells and hellium coolants and the super conductors- fusion reactors. IC2 is really cool and i wish it was longer but not at the expense of requiring 2 advanced multiblock machines for a single solar panel or carbon plates for a simple 4 EU/t wind turbine.

NEI now thinks you have 6 cores. I wish I advanced solars was compatible with tubestuff.

The donuts explode in your stomach. I wish for 30 dollars of pure diamonds.

The Moon is made of fudge. Neil Armstrong's ghost eats it. Without the gavitational pull of the moon, the sea stops moving staling the water and pissing off every surfer dude out there. They kill you. I wish I was brainwashed into not knowing I was brainwashed.

You get a new coffee cup. Made out of Party ballons. Due to the hot coffee, the air inside the ballons expand, exploding the ballon splashing coffe all over you leaving permanent burns on your face. I wish I could wish something besides this wish.

You get milk but you forgot the biscuits. I wish I had tea with The Queen.

You are batman. The sucky batman. That one who nobody likes. I wish I had cookies.

Someone else's wardrobe leads to Narnia. Where there are scarecwors, Tin man, wizards. Oh wait... Wrong universe. I wish I had OVER 9000 Internets!

You are the Doctor. Not THAT the doctor. Just the only mdic in the world. A gang of criminals kidnap you to cure their infectious deadly dicease without giving you protective gear. You die. I wish I had a button that could destroy the omniverse.

People are dumb because the only people are humans. My aunt's dog is more considerate then a lot of minecraft "lawyer"/ players.

The skeletons of Carl and Ruphus help you defend your concrete castle. As long as the attacker can't hurt anyone. Cowards. I wish for 3000 Tobuscus T-shirts.

Aren't you supposed to ruin my wish? =/ Anyway: You get a chair of spyro foam. A plush dragon if you will. So when you sit down, it looks like you are riding a dragon. I wish you exist.

You get pancakes with delicious explosive butter. And when you die, you are called a twat by a random stranger who pees in your keyboard. I wish for the ability to blink in real life.

You get a concrete castle. I wish I was my brother's brother.

You get a space rocket. And you also get in space. But outside the rocket. I wish for Carl and Ruphus to return to life.

You got a carrot. The carrot killed you. Your family went to your funeral and cryed a lot. Your ex-girlfriend was there. She missed you. But life moves on. Most of your " friends " froget about you. Only Carl and Ruphus remember you now. And your parents too. But Carl and Ruphus miss you the most. I wish you actualy had 2 friends called Carl and Ruphus.

The world's worst supervillains apreciate your jokes. Actualy they just do it because they are so bad, it makes their victims cry. I wish for 3 feet and 1 leg.

You get a a decent computer. From 1985! 8 I swear this was used before) I wish to live in neptune!

Nothing bad happens. Nothing neutral or good happens either. Nothing happens. Time stops. I wish for a pool with no ladder and walls around it.

Because you killed a hedgehog, you get arrested for murder. Hedgehogs are people too. I wish for The Sims 3.

You are better at chemistry. Sweet biological chemistry, if you know what I mean. Now that I think about it, that probably made your wish better so... You create the 1st whole ton of gunpowder that blows up, the moment it is made. Guess what happened? I wish for a pony. Please, daddy, please please please please please pleaseplesepaeplesepeaepaezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!11!!

Because shops have to get ehyr prices cheaper by atleast 10 cents than others, they can't lower theyr pices leading to a stagnant economy and the end of capitalism. You broke America. I wish for Cheap Shot's new profile pic.

Your graphics card doesn't work. I wish for a hat like Jorcer's.

He gets in panick and shoots your heart, killing you. I wish raccoons were real.