inbar2468 Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 how do i open a voltz server? thanks to helpers
Torezu Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Take the screws off the case and pull the case side/top off.
okamikk Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 you may also need a skilled sorceror to unlock the sealing runes
Markarthian Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 you may also need a skilled sorceror to unlock the sealing runes One should be weary for the Bearded Octo Sorcerers though... Man, those guys... All they do is get their beards stuck between the screws...
Neowulf Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 What's the manufacture date on the side? Cause there was a two week run of voltz server not long ago where they used those specialty fasteners and ended up forgetting to include the special tool needed to undo them.
Markarthian Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 What's the manufacture date on the side? Cause there was a two week run of voltz server not long ago where they used those specialty fasteners and ended up forgetting to include the special tool needed to undo them. Oh really? I got my voltz set not to long ago, I haven't opened it yet. I sure hope I don't need that special tool... Else I'd have to use one of okkamik's sorcerers; would that even work? Or do I need to use the crabpeople to pry open the hatch?
Neowulf Posted March 19, 2013 Posted March 19, 2013 It shows he hasn't even checked the forums since he posted this message. Given the situation I fear he attempted to open his server once again without knowing the proper procedure and suffered a terrible accident. Probably tipped it over on himself and got crushed, like a kid trying to get free candy out of a vending machine...
okamikk Posted March 20, 2013 Posted March 20, 2013 Oh really? I got my voltz set not to long ago, I haven't opened it yet. I sure hope I don't need that special tool... Else I'd have to use one of okkamik's sorcerers; would that even work? Or do I need to use the crabpeople to pry open the hatch? you gotta use a sacrificial knife made from unobtainium to gouge your left eye out, then whilst the blood is still fresh you must point the knife at the set and say the magic words : <redacted, you can purchase acces to the magic words for 125000 shards of puppy bone>
Markarthian Posted March 20, 2013 Posted March 20, 2013 you gotta use a sacrificial knife made from unobtainium to gouge your left eye out, then whilst the blood is still fresh you must point the knife at the set and say the magic words : <redacted, you can purchase acces to the magic words for 125000 shards of puppy bone> Right.... Also, is 100000 shards enough?
okamikk Posted March 20, 2013 Posted March 20, 2013 Right.... Also, is 100000 shards enough? not nearly, it must be exactly 125000 shards of puppy bone
Torezu Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 *sniff* This poor thread never got a chance to grow up.
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