What would be YOUR reply?

[CookingMeat]

You don't have to answer them all. Just choose a few you desire.

• If someone had said "YOU NOOB!!!" to you without any specific reasoning.
  
• If someone had said "I like scrambled eggs" on an off-topic thread.
  
• If someone had said "I don't read the rules because it's obvious things like Don't be stupid, don't spam, etcetera".
  
• If someone had said "You get nothing! YOU LOSE! Good day sir!!" to you.
  
• If you were a moderator or administrator and someone had said "lol u nooby admin moderator lol noob" to you.
  
• If somebody randomly gave you a message in your inbox saying "maxaam... ahh!"
  
• If someone had said "Pass me the digital toilet paper roll you idiotic thread maker" to you.
  
• If somebody had made a thread on the technical help topic saying "HELP!!!!!!!!! I need to make bacon!!!!!!!!!"
  
• If somebody said "**** the eighteen generations of your ancestors!" to you during an argument.
  

[Maxis010]

If someone had said "YOU NOOB!!!" to you without any specific reasoning.

I'm on the internet, I don't give a rats ass if someone thinks I'm a noob

If someone had said "I like scrambled eggs" on an off-topic thread.

Depends, is the topic about scrambled eggs?

If someone had said "I don't read the rules because it's obvious things like Don't be stupid, don't spam, etcetera".

Then I would say, not everywhere has the same rules so you probably should

Some places allow bumping, some don't

Some allow post signing, some don't

You get the idea

If someone had said "You get nothing! YOU LOSE! Good day sir!!" to you.

I say this on a regular basis, but then I'm with friends when I do so

If you were a moderator or administrator and someone had said "lol u nooby admin moderator lol noob" to you.

I run servers for Source games, my responses are many, but considering how every time I get something like that I've just warned someone about the rules it's kinda expected

[Adlersch]

*Snip*

I would never say anything. Anyone stupid enough to make any of those statements is obviously not worth a second glance, especially on the internet.

[Appollo]

Except 8 year olds....