Checking Launcher Version

[TheMrNoobville]

I just downloaded the tekkit launcher, put it on my desktop clicked it and it says checking launcher version closes down and does nothing else?

[Pilchard123]

Yv oek xqlu q fherbuc, fbuqiu kiu jxu sehhusj rkw hufehj vehcqj. Eh oek sekbt kiu jxu iuqhsx rkjjed. Eh huqt jxu ijysayui - Y’c fhujjo ikhu jxuo xqlu jxu vyn.

Eh oek sekbt zkij unfusj je xqlu yj vut je oek. Uyjxuh mqo.

[BurningCake]

Yv oek xqlu q fherbuc, fbuqiu kiu jxu sehhusj rkw hufehj vehcqj. Eh oek sekbt kiu jxu iuqhsx rkjjed. Eh huqt jxu ijysayui - Y’c fhujjo ikhu jxuo xqlu jxu vyn.

Eh oek sekbt zkij unfusj je xqlu yj vut je oek. Uyjxuh mqo.

Sorry about that, he thinks he's Russian.

[Jay?]

Yv oek xqlu q fherbuc, fbuqiu kiu jxu sehhusj rkw hufehj vehcqj. Eh oek sekbt kiu jxu iuqhsx rkjjed. Eh huqt jxu ijysayui - Y’c fhujjo ikhu jxuo xqlu jxu vyn.

Eh oek sekbt zkij unfusj je xqlu yj vut je oek. Uyjxuh mqo.

Dude, if you're going to do that shit, get a cyrillic keyboard.

[ShinShineSpark]

Yv oek xqlu q fherbuc, fbuqiu kiu jxu sehhusj rkw hufehj vehcqj. Eh oek sekbt kiu jxu iuqhsx rkjjed. Eh huqt jxu ijysayui - Y’c fhujjo ikhu jxuo xqlu jxu vyn.

Eh oek sekbt zkij unfusj je xqlu yj vut je oek. Uyjxuh mqo.

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[Jay?]

You guys are makin me jealous, i tried learning russian last year, and failed spectacularly.

[ShinShineSpark]

You guys are makin me jealous, i tried learning russian last year, and failed spectacularly.

Its rather easy if your good at cheating.

[Jay?]

Its rather easy if your good at cheating.

Ya know how we can always tell when someone has used a translator program, because their message has garbled syntax and and odd phrasings, and seems kinda like a five year old wrote it?

I'd hazard a guess that it's the same with russian,.

For instance:

How many times would the translation come out wrong, garbled, out of syntax, or just awkward? All of the time, that's how often.

becomes:

How many times will not translate so distorted from the syntax, or just uncomfortable? All the time, that so often.

[ShinShineSpark]

Well, that is because translators like google translate on a per word basis not the meaning of a phrase or an entire sentence.

Of course, this also means that anyone fluent in the murdered/garbled language can still understand the jist of the sentence.

Kind of like you can type "Cna uoy nuderstnda tsih" and almost anyone with a decent fluency in English will see "Can you understand this".

There was this website, that ran a sentence through like 20 machine translations and always returned something completely different. But i'll be dammed if I can remember something when I want to.

[Jay?]

Yes, but it still doesn't stop you from sounding like an ignorant child who's gotten a hold of mommy's laptop.

[ShinShineSpark]

Too true.